Seriously stop smurfing derailing every godddamn thread here.
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Seriously stop smurfing derailing every godddamn thread here.
PG and NGC, pretend Justy didn't say that because modwhorning is against the rules. But pretend that I did say it.
smurf is my favourite swear word. As in, shut the smurf up Julian and PG.
I know they already got told off twice, but mine was contextually relevant.
Bitches.
That's relevant in a swear thread, right?
I've been waiting for an opportunity to use this.
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[jiro]DODGING THE SWEAR FILTER IS NOT smurfING ACCEPTABLE MR NCG. I DON'T CARE HOW MANY smurfS YOU DO OR DO NOT GIVE BECAUSE I GIVE A NUMBER THAT IS PLUS OR MINUS THREE, DEPENDING ON WHICH WAY WE'RE GOING. I like the macro though bro. - J[/jiro]
Calling someone a Twat is my new fav insult.
I like smurf, I like smurfing, I like smurfin' and mothersmurfing.
I like tit, plural. Two of them. Big ones.
Twat is also a favourite. I also like saying bollocks. I'm trying to find comical and entertaining alternatives to swearing because that way I don't offend people.
but offending people is half the fun :eek:
I will swear at someone if I want to directly offend them but I'm worried about accidental misfire and having an angry old lady throw her handbag at me and tell me I'm what's wrong with youth today.
I'm so dim... I only realized why the middle finger means "FU" a few months ago when I saw a film depicting a man making the gesture at a woman... his hand was at waist height. So, yeah, he was basically "signing" that he wanted to "give her the finger"... I suppose I probably could have found that information on wikipedia if I had been interested..?
f*** will never cease to be profane. $#!+ is gaining enough popularity on television (even "family" television) that it may even stop being auto-corrected here at EYESON... eventually. C is harsh. Why is it that people commonly say MF but nobody says PF? Or DF? Or FF? Why SF or BF? I may understand the last three could be mistaken for Final Fantasy, San Fran, and Best Friend...
In a few years, profanity will be seen as an overrated form of self-expression and adolescent rebellion which has little or nothing to do with the freedom of speech. I've never approved of people like Jay (of Jay and Silent Bob) who use f*** for every other word in their speech pattern, not because their language is disgusting but because they're simply substituting "um" with "f***" so you have no choice but to acknowledge that this person speaking is an idiot beyond repair.
... ... What was I saying?
Profanity isn't going anywhere, dude. Profanity serves a specific linguistic purpose.