It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a generic superhero thread!

If you want generic, there's no hero sexier than Captain Hammer.

Captain Hammer: You've got a little crush, don't you, Doc. Well, that's gonna make this hard to hear. See, later, I'm gonna take little Penny back to my place. Show her the command center, Hammercycle, maybe even the Hamjet. You think she likes me now? I'm gonna give Penny the night of her life, just because you want her. And I get what you want. See, Penny's giving it up, she's giving it up hard. Cause she's with Captain Hammer. And these...
[Hammer holds up his fists]
Captain Hammer: ...are not the hammer.

[Hammer walks out of the shot for a sec then walks back in]

Captain Hammer: The hammer is my penis.

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Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

Probably Winston 'cause I think it's funny that Psy wants to go by the name of Cid's dog.

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:colbert:

Besides if Psy was going to be a superhero he would probably call himself Ian Rush and run around showing off a glorious moustache or something.

Oh you assholes and your smurfing gaylover matching bulltit. I hate you.

Hey man that's offensive. The term is life partners.

HPG - Hypocritical Pyromaniac Guy. Fighting fire with fire!

Not bad, man. Not bad at all.