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I always figured trying to fornicate with a robot would be sort of like putting your dick in a blender. Or maybe a coffee grinder. MILF is a brave man.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pike
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Originally Posted by Peegeebags of sandQuote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodwhat does a girl feel like?Quote:
Originally Posted by Peegee
It probably helps that he is also a robot.
I'm just hardcore enough to do it even if I can only do it once because my weak fleshy bits get mangled beyond repair.
Heck, that sounds pretty hot. How great would the sex be if it was your last sex ever.
Mother of God.Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
Do you really want people to think about what sex with Pike would be like? :pQuote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
...Yes.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
/smug
What, like "will smurf for a place to stay" kind of thing? I guess, as long as they don't touch my legos.
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Looks Legit.
Jesus. Even I crossed my legs and cringed at that.Quote:
Originally Posted by sharkythesharkdoggI always figured trying to fornicate with a robot would be sort of like putting your dick in a blender. Or maybe a coffee grinder. MILF is a brave man.Quote:
Originally Posted by PikeQuote:
Originally Posted by Peegeebags of sandQuote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodwhat does a girl feel like?Quote:
Originally Posted by Peegee
What an O face. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Pike
Maybe Pike the sex-bot can get you to uncross 'em.Quote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalonJesus. Even I crossed my legs and cringed at that.Quote:
Originally Posted by sharkythesharkdoggI always figured trying to fornicate with a robot would be sort of like putting your dick in a blender. Or maybe a coffee grinder. MILF is a brave man.Quote:
Originally Posted by PikeQuote:
Originally Posted by Peegeebags of sandQuote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodwhat does a girl feel like?Quote:
Originally Posted by Peegee
With her razor sharp blades of erotica. :smug:
Well this thread has taken a rather interesting turn!
So Pike has a razor minge and MILF has big brass balls that drag along the ground as he walks? Righto.
Uh, come join us in 2011 Quin, MILF's balls are most certainly not brass. That's so oldschool. My studies have convinced me to within 98% certainty that MILF's package was fashioned entirely from an alloy of Adamantium and Diamond. Robot chicks are still chicks, yo.