Disgusting

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Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar

The idea of peegee performing coitus is awful, especially since he didn't specify with what he initiates coitus.

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I sort of lose track of things. Am I a virgin here?

I only shower every other day. I don't think that's gross at all but some disagree.

I'd eat a poo but not showering every day is gross!!!!

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Originally Posted by Parker

I've been training myself to shoot flies out of the sky with carefully aimed ejaculations

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How'd you get a fly to let you jack off right next to it?

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

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Originally Posted by Parker

I've been training myself to shoot flies out of the sky with carefully aimed ejaculations

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How'd you get a fly to let you jack off right next to it?

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Sugar, twinkie bars and a picture of Jeff Goldblum in his underpants.

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

fly

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Originally Posted by Bubbaforever

Jeff Goldblum

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I see what you did there.

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

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Originally Posted by Parker

I've been training myself to shoot flies out of the sky with carefully aimed ejaculations

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How'd you get a fly to let you jack off right next to it?

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My room is stagnant

I drink Vanilla Chai Latte that tastes like cardboard. Fail Dunkin' Donuts.

I have become so ingrained with amateur military humor that when I go home, I often belch and fart before realizing normal human beings tend to not do that in polite company.

I eat using a knife and fork!

I eat undercooked pasta.

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Originally Posted by starlet

I eat undercooked pasta.

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I eat dry ramen straight from the package like chips. It's amazing.

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Originally Posted by Pike

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Originally Posted by starlet

I eat undercooked pasta.

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I eat dry ramen straight from the package like chips. It's amazing.

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This isn't disgusting. It's actually a legitimate method of eating ramen.

I sometimes relish in the consumption of Pot Noodles'.

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Originally Posted by Iceglow

I eat using a knife and fork!

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You sound like a pedophile. I know a few pedophiles who love to do this same exact thing. You're filth on the sidewalk.