Badasses

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Originally Posted by fierytempest

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Originally Posted by Quin 'n' Tonic

If NCG creates exclusively awesome sperm, and fierytempest creates exclusively awesome ova, what magnitude of awesome would their child be? Would the planet even be able to handle it?

I think it is humankind's duty to either ensure this child is made, or stop its conception at all costs.

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It's the anti-Christ and the Messiah all wrapped into one.

What do you say, NCG? ;)

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I say we roll the dice and find out for sure. ;]

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

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Originally Posted by fierytempest

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Originally Posted by Quin 'n' Tonic

If NCG creates exclusively awesome sperm, and fierytempest creates exclusively awesome ova, what magnitude of awesome would their child be? Would the planet even be able to handle it?

I think it is humankind's duty to either ensure this child is made, or stop its conception at all costs.

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It's the anti-Christ and the Messiah all wrapped into one.

What do you say, NCG? ;)

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I say we roll the dice and find out for sure. ;]

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Okay, I'll be right over with some booze and Barry White.

It's best if you take some painkillers, too. Or at least something you can bite down on.

Booze and Barry White? Perfect, that's exactly the recipe for some badass baby makin'. Probably a nice pillow for Quin's suggestion. :p

I'm kind of a champ.

I'd expect nothing less when we're making a God-child, NCG.

Regardless of gender, I'm pretty sure that kid's gonna have a rockin' beard.

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Originally Posted by fierytempest

I'm kind of a champ.

I'd expect nothing less when we're making a God-child, NCG.

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Baby NCGxfierytempest for Jesus.

...did you just say you like it rough?

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Originally Posted by Quin 'n' Tonic

Regardless of gender, I'm pretty sure that kid's gonna have a rockin' beard.

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Let's hope it's a boy though, eh?

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You bet I did, NCG. ;D

And Bubba, I'd be perfectly fine with having Obi-Wan as my child.

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Originally Posted by fierytempest

You bet I did, NCG. ;D

And Bubba, I'd be perfectly fine with having Obi-Wan as my child.

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Be careful what you wish for!

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NCG: "When it comes to reproducing, I am the master"
Baby Kenobi: "Only a master of evil, Dad"

Feeding Time...
FT: "Open up for the spoon"
Baby Kenobi: "That's no spoon. It's a space station"

FT: *shouts* "NCG, it's the phone for you"
NCG: "Who is it?"
Baby Kenobi: "That's your uncle talking"

NCG: "OK family, I'm off to watch NASCAR"
Baby Kenobi: "You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. You must be cautious."

NCG: "Well I must say FT, you're looking mighty fine today"
FT: "D'aww... thanks NCG!"
Baby Kenobi: "Your eyes can deceive you, don't trust them"