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Oooh baby, the word of the day is 'legs', now let's go back to my place and spread the word.
Works every time. :cool:
baby u got a beautiful esper of eyes/breasts
So...my girlfriend started posting some of this stuff to me and I thought it sounded familiar. Then she tells me that she was googling FF pickup lines for a laugh and this thread turned up..
I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangential to your curves.
Being without you is like being a metric space in which exists a Cauchy sequence that does not converge.
Your beauty cannot be spanned by a finite basis of vectors.
I wish I was your problem set, because then i'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk.
Hey... nice asymptote.
Are you a professional skateboarder and did you just do a 900 into my life? Because that wheelchair makes you look like Tony Hawk.
That's horrible....... lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Sylvie
Wow, baby, you look a lot like Christopher Walken in that wheelchair. Except you're not walken. Sorry, I meant Christopher Reeve.
http://abilitiesunited.com/images/ch...eeve_oscar.jpg
"Ohhhh, man!"
Nice tits.
Get down on the ground and put your hands behind your head.
That's a pick-up line for two types of orientation, works for black men too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cim
OOO SNAP! J/K
That's bad, I shouldn't have said that.
I like to approach ladies in bars by saying "Hello, I'm not a sexual predator".
Lying to yourself is not an efficient tactic.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mirage
I'm not lying to myself, I'm lying to the woman.