I'm a jackass
so what i usually tell people is that they have x months before i visit
then i say they can lose (formula = 2 lbs per week) lbs by the time I visit.
Right now people can lose about....46 or so lbs before I visit.
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So better clear your schedule for next weekend and fill up your gas tank.
27th of May at Shlup's destination of choice. Be there mothersmurfers. But seriously I'm only in the south of California for basically that one day so I will have to come back and visit you jackasses another time. We can go to goddamn Disneyland. That's the good one right?
No, that's Disney World.
Disney World is the one near you though isn't it. Nearer to you at least. Is this a trick? I THINK IT IS. I don't know I bet Disney anything is balls awesome.
Kansas is the middle isn't it? And you live on the good side of Kansas City, so not quite.
Well trout. The more you know~
Disneyland is better because it's the original. Walt Disney lived inside of it. And that is fabulous.
Why am I picking the destination? I live here. What do you want to do?
I will be there!
Whooo! I am excited.
I vote Splash Mountain first... and last.
Splash Mountain will probably have one of the longest lines if the weather's good, but if it's long that's one of the best rides to get a Fast Pass for. Fast Pass for that ride cuts in front of almost everyone.
DISNEYLAND IS EXPENSIVE AND FAR.
I vote Six Flags.