The best is when I poop at work and play temple run, I'm getting paid to play temple run. That's as close as I'll ever be to being a "professional gamer".Quote:
Originally Posted by Flambard D'Quinceteth
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The best is when I poop at work and play temple run, I'm getting paid to play temple run. That's as close as I'll ever be to being a "professional gamer".Quote:
Originally Posted by Flambard D'Quinceteth
Hell yes. Coffee breaks, lunch breaks, and half hour poo breaks!
I only do this if I expect a toilet-clutcher. Otherwise it's not going to be interesting enough to follow-up with the results.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shlup
I am not regular at all and lately I have angry bowels. I guess I need me some old-people yogurt.
... angry bowels?
sorry to be a party pooper, but I'm closing this fecalphiliac thread right now, It is obviously a colonic underachiever.
You don't have the authority! :aimmad: I have some pretty hardcore internal systems because I only go like three or four times a week.
RESPEC MAH AUTHORITY< I AM MERICAN!!!!TWO!
Poop is only slightly less nasty than vomit.
...Daily? I go like twice a week. I never thought much of it because it's always been that way, whether I was starving or stuffing my face every five minutes. Maybe bodies adjust poop cycles depending not only on what you eat, but also on how often, and how much you eat?
I so very strongly disagree.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar
This video is obviously a lie, girls don't poop.
Eric gets it. Thank you, Eric.
My ex would take a shower immediately after pooping. Every time. Wtf.
Unusual, but his arse must've smelled like a dream.
Yeah, that is.... weird.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pike
He obviously wasn't confident in his wiping abilities.
I knew a guy who always had to pop his shirt while he was on the toilet or absolutely nothing would go on. It was odd.
And yeah, I'm in the turbo-bathroom group with shockingly high regularity; Five minutes tops every six hours.