Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking and asking you if you would like to buy a special in-flight scratchcard for two euros, with a chance to win up to two thousand euros!
Oh, wait, that's what they actually say.
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Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking and asking you if you would like to buy a special in-flight scratchcard for two euros, with a chance to win up to two thousand euros!
Oh, wait, that's what they actually say.
"Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls, are you ready to PAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!?!? Woo! Oh man, this stuff is GREAT!"
"Ladies and Gentlemen, This is your captain speaking, would all women interested in joining our exclusive mile high rewards club please come to the cockpit."
"Giggety."
All riight.
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking..."
Then nothing for the whole trip.
The last captain I flew with was called 'Christian Heritage', and hearing him say that beautiful name put me at ease for the whole trip. So 'hello, this is CHRISTIAN HERITAGE, your captain today' is good enough for me.
Ladies and gentlemen, this iiiiis your captain speaking. Probably shouldn't have smoked that entire blunt by myself. But seriously, does anyone have Fritos?