The Lying Thread

My penis is tiny

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Originally Posted by Gordon Freeman

...I am definitely not a member of the Eyes on Final Fantasy Editorial team.

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"Yes you ARE." - Jackie Chan

I am bubbaforever.

I have a huge schlong.

I have Cloud x Sephiroth posters around my room

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Originally Posted by Lockharted

I have a huge schlong.

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"Oh MY!" - George Takei

I hate you all.

I am a proud black female and I don't need no man

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Originally Posted by Tigmafuzz

I am a proud black female and I don't need no man

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Truth: This had me laughing hysterically.

Back on topic.


I hate smoking and alcohol.

My hair is pointed

I really like this thread.

I love being woken up by mexicans mowing the lawn at 8 am.

I eat poo and drink urine.

I punched a tramp in the face when he had the gaul to ask me for 30p.

I once gave a Dirty Sanchez to Ronald Reagan.