Personal Mottos

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Rantz

You can never have too much lube.

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Well, you can... but it's better to have too much than too little.

Also, it's better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it; I guess I should start carrying around lube.

Bitches ain't trout but hoes and tricks...

cba

"smurf bitches, get money, smoke trees."

-- Crystal

"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting their own battle." - Plato

"It does not matter how slow you go as long as you do not stop." - Confucius

Shorty and Clo, you're cool. Everyone else sucks at this.

smurf it dude, let's go bowling

If at first you don't succeed, give up because you're a failure.

Fortes fortuna juvat

And

If it smells like trout and looks like trout it is probably trout.

Proper breathing is the key to firebending sucess

Illegitimi non carborundum

Just get drunk and do it.


But I don't really have any words that I live by. Maybe I should spend my free time hunting for some inspiring sentences.