Well smurf you, buddy.
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Anyone who doesn't get steak is doing it wrong.
And then I'd have a dump truck full of Reese's peanut butter eggs. They can't kill me if I kill myself from pure bliss first.
Also, I think it's a safe assumption that they're not allowed to have alcohol.
your SOUL
*eats everyone then leaves*
That or a nice filet mignon followed by chicken-fried steak. Then some Alice Springs Chicken....also some stovetop stuffing smothered in newfoundlander gravy and a heap of mashed potatoes with some fried garlic, mushrooms and onions on the side, along with copped sweet carrots. A giant stein of ice cold homo milk to drink, if they don't allow beer.
hot apple crumble with vanilla ice cream for dessert.
For the purposes of this thread, alcohol shall be allowed. It's just wrong to not have that option at your last meal.
Then I'll add on a bottle of Grey Goose and a 2L bottle of tonic to my order. Plus some limes.
Just give me some smurfing absinthe and I'll go out with a bang.
Yeah I imagine I'd go for some big-ass meal from Arby's or something. What, I'm worrying about my cholesterol when I'm going to the chair?
Answer changed. Arby's. I want to die with Arby's.
Choice one: Antidote
Choice two: My lawyer's head (served with sauce made of my prosecutors ground up body parts)
Choice three: One of those massive steaks I'll probably never get around to trying in normal life.
If alcohol is allowed, four gallons of vodka and a bag of Reese's.