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Granted. You can now see flocks of them soaring above.
... But then a poacher shoots at the sky and manages to hit a particularly large one flying right over your head. It plummets into you, and you die. :T
I wish I could teleport from my home to Austin, TX and back again, whenever I want.
Granted, but you can only activate your teleport ability by pulling out one of your teeth with a pair of pliers every time you want to use it.
I wish bananas were free.
Granted, bananas now taste and smell rotten. On the bright side, they are free!
I wish I had a better job.
Granted, your current job pays you an extra penny a day and you are required to work 1 minute less per day.
I wish for all of the previous wishes in this thread but that none of the outcomes are the same. :p
Granted. Everyone's wishes come true, but instead of the previous corrupted outcomes, everyone who has made a wish turns into a paralyzed fish after their wish is granted and they are eaten very slowly and painfully by a bear.
I wish I could tell what other people were thinking before they thought of it.
Granted. Now you're committed to a psyche ward for observation as your paranoid delusions of deja vu make you unable to deal with reality.
I wish the government would disperse and collapse.
Granted. The entire world falls into a state of extreme chaos and people hunt each other like animals, you being the first to fall victim to a pack of roving degenerate humans.
I wish I had DBZ powers.
Granted, you turn into Yamacha. That alone is punishment enough.
I wish I had a fish.
Granted. But this song is played 24/7 in your head everyday all day at maximum volume. You can no longer cope!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_miGclPFGs
I wish it could be July!
Granted. It's now July on planet Anxomb XIIX in the Booby sector of the andromeda galaxy. Meanwhile you got snow cancer somehow.
I wish I lost about 30 pounds of fat.
Granted. The fat-eating monster ripped you open and siphoned off your excess, leaving you to bleed to death.
I wish I could see Genesis in VII: After Years.
Granted, but he only appears for 3 seconds during the hour long gay orgy scene, and you don't know which three seconds.
I wish I had a kitty.
Granted. You receive an adorable kitty that will scratch the living crap out of you every chance it gets. It may even be possessed.
I wish I was better at writing stories.
(sweet! Hour-long gay orgy!)
Granted. You now have a kitty. It is pretty. However, you are now numb and have lost the ability to feel affection.
I wish all Magical Ponies would cease to exist.
Granted. You write stories so wonderfully and beautifully that people actually kill themselves after reading them, knowing that their lives will never be as exciting or fulfilling as the way your book portrays the world. You are executed for committing "mass psychological genocide," a crime newly added to the law books because of your case.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pitye
Granted. Since every pony in the world is magical, they are all turned into Daleks, who then proceed to destroy all life on Earth.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mercen-X
I wish I had infinite Doritos.