inb4 Phil.
Phil can now confirm I'm a top hilarious drunk who sings in an old lady voice, talks about trout and farts and piss (what's new?) and gets really happy and emotional and totally doesn't shut up.
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inb4 Phil.
Phil can now confirm I'm a top hilarious drunk who sings in an old lady voice, talks about trout and farts and piss (what's new?) and gets really happy and emotional and totally doesn't shut up.
Tarara: "Lmao yjey do t? Have a <3<3<3 lobely day at wprk and illl talk ro tou layer!!!"
If I drink a little bit then I will be sleepy, if I drink through that then I will be a talkative, funny drunk...if I drink MORE than that then I get as sloppy as our little miss Tara up there!
None of the poll options really work for me. Sure, I have been angry or sad while drunk before, but that doesn't happen most of the time. I just do it socially to unwind at the end of my work week.
I dunno. The kind of drunk that falls over a lot, hits my head on trout, and feels the need to tell every single person every single on of my secrets.
and then I wake up in the morning and can't remember how I got there or why everyone's pissed off at me.
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I'm the sober drunk. I get drunk, but I always end up taking responsibility as if I wasn't. It really sucks.
I'm the boring, quiet drunk. I get really quiet, answer questions when asked, sleeps, then pukes upon waking. Haha
I laughed so hard reading this thread. You guys sound like a riot!
As for me, when I'm buzzed, nearly everything becomes hilarious. And then the singing and dancing starts...
I'm pretty sure I've been all of those things at one time or another...
These days I would say I have five levels of being drunk. I very rarely venture past level three...
0 - Sober
1 - Chatty and jovial
2 - Chatty and slightly argumentative
3 - Loudly chatty, but slurry... and potentially 'dancy'
4 - Spouting random bollocks about numerous topics which can either be absolutely hilarious or extremely irritating
5 - Having a huge shouting match at myself in the mirror about how best to negotiate the courses in Super Mario Kart
You obviously have enough sense of your memory to remember level 5 and 4!
I'm like Arthur, I do all of them in stages, usually. Although last time around I was normal for some reason. Perfectly. Normal. Seriously, it was strange.
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