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Gob: Hey, guy. They tell me you're the actor who plays Marta's brother, Tio.
Spanish actor: Como?
Gob: Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right.
And secondly, I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot. Your wife is dead.
It's a shemale.
These are lawyers. That's Latin for liar.
Gob: Believe me, we didn't do any sleeping. I had sex last night.
Narrator: But he really didn't
Gob: Yes, I did.
Well, they expect a certain amount of theft, Michael. It's built into the price. If I didn't take it, then people would be overpaying for nothing.
Gob: Brother? Hermano means brother? Well, sounds like Hermano is about to get his ass kicked.
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Dave Attell: Whoa, this guy's straight?
Dave Attell: Then, what am I wearing these for?