Crackers

I got a mini stapler. Without any staples.

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Originally Posted by Jowy

Any food item containing a prize that isn't edible is banned in America since some idiot kids choked on the awesome Hercules toys that used to come in Wonder Balls.

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Wait, after laughing with everyone else in this thread, I've suddenly stopped to think.

Who the hell considers a Christmas Cracker to be a food item!? I mean... are they taking the 'cracker' bit as literally as I did in my first post? Because, dude, just... wow.

Update: My oversized plastic paperclip broke when I used it clip paper.

Verdict: Unimpressed.

This thread makes me sad for at least three different reasons. Mostly because I love prizes. ;_;