Giant Cockroaches

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02-14-2002, 03:54 PM
Spatvark

Uhh... eww, just eww *tries not to draw connentations from all the people saying they'd eat themselves and the fact that none of them can spell COCKroach correctly*

If Freud was here, he'd be having a field day... "Vat is going on here? All zese people eating each other? Zeir innability to say the vord 'COCKroach' correctly? Zey are all showing extreme signs of crazyness!" *runs away and does deviant things to a sheep*

You see, the horrifying truth is the shrink needed a shrink coz' the shrink's brain had shrunken, thus shrinking his skunk who slunk around shrinks in need of shrinking like slugs...

No, no, no, and, I'd laugh, yes, no, no, NO
02-14-2002, 11:16 PM
Jojee

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Originally posted by Spatvark
Uhh... eww, just eww *tries not to draw connentations from all the people saying they'd eat themselves and the fact that none of them can spell COCKroach correctly*

Actually, if I recall correctly, I'm the only one that spelled COCHROACH the ace way ^_^ I mean, think about it? Cock Roach? 0_o Puh-leeze. Doesn't cochroach just LOOK so much acer in itself? ;) Anyway, that's not the point XD The point is, please stop making generalizations :D I was the only one that spelled COCHROACH differently, which er...makes me a unique person! :D Yah! Btw, wtmajigee are connentations? ;) I thought it might have been just a word I didn't know, but it's not in the dictionary either XD *goes off on a tirade ranting about cochroaches* :p
02-14-2002, 11:59 PM
Mindflare

Uhh... I doubt I'd fight it for no reason. *devours his own leg*
02-15-2002, 12:17 AM
krissy

Cochroaches are cool.

I'd eat teh other guy if he was pissing me off or stealing my pieces of dead rat.
02-15-2002, 12:27 AM
Yoshi

Hmmm what are you eating??? Magic mushrooms?? ^_^ I have to admit that this is one of the most weirdest thred I've ever seen.... Anyway. I wouldn't eat my self... I would make roach army to take over the Earth.... And yes I'm in your worst nightmare

BTW Jojo raches are not cheesecakes and they do not taste like it. (I haven't eaten it. But there was a guy who worked at a zoo and he tasted it and he didn't like it..... BTW I think there's some guy who has guinness record for eating whole bunch of roaches in a minuite or something.... Urk....)
02-15-2002, 01:02 AM
krissy

Well, how do you know he wasn't lying? Or maybe, he doesn't liek cheesecake? >=0
02-15-2002, 02:01 AM
Melted Snowman

BOU misled me and I didn't think to double-check his spelling.

That's my story.
02-15-2002, 02:28 AM
Calliope

if i were a giant cockroach...

i'd look at myself and scream "OH MY GOD!!! IT'S A COCKROACH! KILL IT! KILL IT NOW! QUICK! WE NEED TWELVE MILLION CANS OF RAID AND A FLY SWAT AND SOME ANTI NUCLEAR PROTECTION GEAR SO DON'T HAVE TO GO ANYWHERE NEAR IT! ARGH! IT JUST MOVED! KILL IT!"

yeah. that's what i'd do.

ps - DON'T mess with cheesecake...or Mamushka will get you!

http://www.cheesecake.net.au/Mumlogo2.gif

(damn australian franchise...*will look for the great honourable nz one later...except now she has to go work there yay?*
02-15-2002, 06:53 AM
Kalen

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Originally posted by Yoshi
BTW I think there's some guy who has guinness record for eating whole bunch of roaches in a minuite or something.... Urk....)

Poor roaches!! :(:(:(
02-15-2002, 11:12 AM
Yoshi

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Originally posted by Kalenisis

Poor roaches!! :(:(:(

Yeah I what kind of sick mind would come up wih the udea. "Hey I can make a guinness record by eating a bunch of roaches within a minuite. And nobody will beat me since it's so disgusting" Urk times 3.

And yes I'm in your worst nightmare
02-15-2002, 12:07 PM
Cactuar2000

I would be mates with the other cockroach, so we can go and annoy people in pairs. It's more fun in pairs.
02-15-2002, 04:05 PM
Burtsplurt

I'd write a book on the experience, using only the eyelids that I don't have and an interpretor who is 100% not efficient in non-eyelid reading.

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