There's an undercover plot to change this thread title to "Things you really really wish were true" based off of the responses given so far.
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There's an undercover plot to change this thread title to "Things you really really wish were true" based off of the responses given so far.
EOFF is actually the seventh circle of hell.
This is a thread about conspiracy theories, Bubba, not things that are demonstrably true.
The secrets of the Illuminati are hidden safely away in Steve's posts because they are well aware that no one reads them in their entirety.
Del Murder and Miriel are actually Ling Ling and Hsing Hsing the pandas. Some EOFFers are still hoping for successful mating even though they're in captivity.
None of the EoFF members are real.
I'm a figment of your imagination.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lonely Paper Star
Oh gosh. That means that EoFF is the Candle Cove of the Internet.:sweat:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lonely Paper Star
We're all figments of someone else's... someone who's thinking about making a forum about Final Fantasy, and is imagining how over a decade of posting would look like and what each member would be like. Potentially.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lone Wolf LeonhartI'm a figment of your imagination.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lonely Paper Star
We're just possibilities. :eek:
I was the someone who created all of you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lonely Paper StarWe're all figments of someone else's... someone who's thinking about making a forum about Final Fantasy, and is imagining how over a decade of posting would look like and what each member would be like. Potentially.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lone Wolf LeonhartI'm a figment of your imagination.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lonely Paper Star
We're just possibilities. :eek:
Only to come here, mingle among you, and pretend like I'm not above you. This is the only way I can get you all to notice. Sorry to spill this on you guys randomly in a conspiracy theory thread.
Maybe you're the only real member, and I am acting as all the others? I give them all their own unique personalities.
I don't know where I'm going with this. Someone write this EoFF fanfiction where I am your glorious leader, please.
Nah, I'm pretty sure every account is just multiples of BoB. He uses this so he can have "friends," but I'm--I mean HE--is just talking to myself. HIMSELF!
I do love my toys.
TSoL has been replaced by Tommy Eidner ever since his attempted assassination left him catatonic.
More people on these forums know me in person than we allow you to know. :shifty:
Shorty and I are married. Loony is actually my ex-wife, Roberta. I told Shorty I've been seeing Loony and Shauna on the side, but I just wanted to piss her off. Sephiroth is my militant Oberst, Hans Zeitler. jenovajunkie helped me escape an internment camp years ago.
Rantz is Zenon Kar.
It's not a conspiracy theory if it's about yourself. :smash:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mercen-X