*dramatic pose*
And now I shall ne'er be able to make Formal think he's gone mad evermore, for verily he doth be on his guard now. Curses and consternation!
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*dramatic pose*
And now I shall ne'er be able to make Formal think he's gone mad evermore, for verily he doth be on his guard now. Curses and consternation!
Haha! Your plan is foiled! *Dramatic flourish with a cape*Quote:
Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys
Apologies for the lateness of this update. I've been busy as hell lately so I haven't found the time to update until now. Luckily though, I've still been playing almost everyday so this is going to be a big update.
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New shield.
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This old guy again.
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I keep hearing about Captain Mac only to find out he isn't important right now.
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Could you just tell me for once?
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Got a new spell too.
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This is what the statue was for.
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I passed five battlefields on the way here. Sometimes I hate this game.
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This is a flashing neon sign. Add it to the list of things that make no sense in this game.
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Tristam is here and contributing nothing of value at the moment. How did he get here with the Focus Tower locked though?
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A locked door? Bet I open it in under 10 minutes.
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Nothing in the game told me he was Reuben. I can only assume my character noticed he had the only unique sprite in town too.
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The end of the world will have to wait. My dad's in trouble.
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You've never met me before and I did barge into your house uninvited, but a man on a cloud told me to help you.
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Your dad is James Franco?
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His dads friend is behind the locked door by the way.
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Told ya so.
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I'm an expert at breaking and entering.
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Or not...
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Luckily I know a guy who is that just happens to be in town.
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"We want to break into a guys house."
"Okay."
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Don't let the name fool you; this is probably the only time we'll use this.
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You didn't just run, you ran and hid and locked the door. Some friend.
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So I heard.
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I assume there's a secret technique? Perhaps an arcane initiation ritual or blood sacrifice?
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Well smurf.
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That was stupidly easy.
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Is a mine really abandoned if it's full of monsters?
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This guy has a teleporter in his basement for some reason. I can't use it yet though.
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The names in this game... I swear.
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Best Blizzard spell in the series.
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A thunder spell of my own means I hopefully won't need Pheobe ever again.
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Can't pass that up.
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I'm a viking!
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Wait, the boulders over there.
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Conveyer belts and mining buckets. Say what you will about this game, but the level design actually gets surprisingly complex as you go along.
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Some of the games wonderful palette swaps. It's doubtful that this is the last time I'll see skeletons with floppy swords.
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These enemies are called zombies. They're also startlingly fast because I miss them a lot when I attack. Nothing about this makes sense.
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I'm rolling in new gear now. Sadly this is the last new weapon I'll get until I head after the Air Crystal.
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Boss time.
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He seems shocked that I killed his friends.
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Doing a poor job of vanishing like a ninja.
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The world map would disagree sir.
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Careful or you'll put an eye out.
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Reuben stealing my thunder. Not literally though since he's a terrible mage.
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No, you stole my bomb and you did it. Asshole!
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I'll just stand quietly over here. My name's chopped liver by the way.
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You mean we're not sending him up the volcano first? We don't even know if it's safe yet.
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Aha! You can see me after all.
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I never would have thought of that.
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Quick stop at a temple.
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What?
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Nothing of value in the temple. Back to Fireburg.
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And I forgot to get a screenshot of what he said right after this. I don't remember what it was, but that's because it was of absolutely no value.
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Time to climb the volcano.
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The smurf are these?
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Three headed dogs? I should have known.
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Don't let the flag fool you. These dogs need to be put down.
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You won't find any Black in this game. Is that racist?
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Smoke and Ash can only mean one thing: more invisible enemies. Yay!
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For some reason the ash disappeared as I went higher.
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Now I'll be able to navigate through the smoke in sty... well, I'll be able to navigate through the smoke.
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I'm at the top, but I don't think Square knows what an active volcano is supposed to look like.
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For a Medusa she doesn't look half bad.
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I take it back.
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Not as threatening without her snake hair.
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Last stop on the way to the Fire Crystal.
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The smurf?
And that's it for today. I may or may not get an update done tomorrow. I'm playing a talent show in the evening and may take the time to run through my bands set list a few times instead. So more to come either tomorrow or Monday.
I do find the sprites changing at they get damaged an interesting little feature.
I love this thread so much.
And I, for my part, do second the motion. Never change, V22, thou'rt a credit to our fair provinceQuote:
Originally Posted by Jowy
That is awesome Spooniest.
Thanks guys.Quote:
Originally Posted by Citizen BleysAnd I, for my part, do second the motion. Never change, V22, thou'rt a credit to our fair provinceQuote:
Originally Posted by Jowy
And someone has to be a credit to this province. There aren't many reasons to like it aside from EOFF members and LP's of terrible games. :exdee:
On a side note. I'm thinking of recording my LP's in the future since I want to do more. Probably wouldn't record for longer RPG's, but I wanted to ask if there's much interest in me doing that. It may or may not be a bit more work, but I think it could work quite well with certain titles.
As long as it remains funny
Vivi, your humour while doing these rival actual comedians. Never change that. It's positively lovely. :D
Can't wait to hear the end of this tale. I wonder what game you could do next? I have an idea: The World Ends With You. The game is ripe for your brand of humour.
Thanks Formal. I've been a bit distracted since my copy of Heart of the Swarm came this week, but I'll be getting back to this next week. I think I'll revise my plan of updating everyday though. I'll still play everyday, but some days are taken up by just grinding through battlefield so nothing happens worth updating for. I'll shoot for two or three updates a week instead.
I'm not sure what I'll play next, though the World Ends With You might be a good one if there's a decent DS emulator out there. I never played it actually so that could be fun.
The reason I suggest TWEWY is because almost all of the cast are either teenagers or young adults. Knowing how teenagers behave, you can mock them to their graves. It would be brilliant!Quote:
Originally Posted by Vivi22
Im pretty sure there are a few good GBA+DS emulators.