Simple Pleasures

Taking a 3-minute long leak with enough force to shoot 6 feet.
Boobs
Sleep

A three minute long leak doesn't sound healthy.

Generally happens when you hold it in for way too long. It's probably not 3 minutes but it feels like it

I don't understand the "taking off your bra" thing; I can't tell the difference between wearing one and not wearing one.

Anyways my contribution:

Sitting down with a nice snack during breaktime at work.

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Originally Posted by Pike

I don't understand the "taking off your bra" thing; I can't tell the difference between wearing one and not wearing one.

Anyways my contribution:

Sitting down with a nice snack during breaktime at work.

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My boobs weigh at total of 8 pounds (yes I have weighed them, shut up.)

Wearing a bra creates a ton of strain on my shoulders and back.

SWING LOW SWEET CHARIOT

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Originally Posted by the_best_noob

Generally happens when you hold it in for way too long. It's probably not 3 minutes but it feels like it

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You'll get a bladder infection that way!

Also I wonder how much my boobs weigh. Hmmm, pondering.

Going to your regular Indian food restaurant with your family on a cold, rainy day!

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Originally Posted by Shiny

Also I wonder how much my boobs weigh. Hmmm, pondering.

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>visions of some slight crouching then each one being slapped onto the kitchen scales like a pound of meat

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Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs

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Originally Posted by Pike

I don't understand the "taking off your bra" thing; I can't tell the difference between wearing one and not wearing one.

Anyways my contribution:

Sitting down with a nice snack during breaktime at work.

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My boobs weigh at total of 8 pounds (yes I have weighed them, shut up.)

Wearing a bra creates a ton of strain on my shoulders and back.

SWING LOW SWEET CHARIOT

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:jokey:

Shooting things with a rifle. It's so fun and lets me vent all my frustrations.

The bra thing too. I've never weighed them though.... big boobies suck for back problems.

Depantsing after I get home too. I hate pants. Pants are for squares.

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I think if I tried to weigh my 'boobs' I'd fall over before nipple hit the scale. I can estimate they're probably about 50g each though. :|

Was reminded of another one today at work; really cold drinks on my lunch break on a hot day.

Popping bubble wrap
Winding the car window down on a high speed road and letting the wind run through your hair (like a cheap version of riding in a convertible)

coffee time. especially on a dreary rainy day. :}

A really, really good slice of pizza

Every day I walk outside and it's high 60s, with no fog or wind, and feel like it's the best weather ever

Collapsing into bed after a concert, feeling like I could sleep for a year

Showing up just in time to catch a train or bus, no waiting, no running, just right on time