I kind of ruined Laddy's opportunity to go, so I'm going to say what would happen if Laddy came to my work. Whoever posts after me should do Locky and not me.
If Laddy came in to my work today, he would not see me there, because I am trapped due to snow. So today my job is to watch tv, eat the quiche I made last night and stay warm and dry and watch it snow. We can definitely build a snow man. Hell, we could build a snow army. And then we could have a snow war. He will use strategy and I will use berserker rage. He will win, but I will feast on the innards of his snow people.