the gym guys in uni are all about the DO U EVEN LIFT BRO at the moment
pretty annoying.
sometimes i fight them (i lose)
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the gym guys in uni are all about the DO U EVEN LIFT BRO at the moment
pretty annoying.
sometimes i fight them (i lose)
"I'm just searching for myself" Hint: use a mirror. "follow your heart"...(how any people would be dead by now?)
Mother smurfing this.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rebellious Eagle
Every day I have employees asking me why the system won't let them clock out, and I have to tell them "Because you're not off work yet." FSS people.
Me: Barrie OCM, James speaking
Them: Hi James Speaking, it's your cousin, (Johnnydumbass) Speaking! lolol!!!1!11one1!
WTF
The phrase "It's always in the last place you look"
Duh it's in the last place you look, you found the item already so why would you keep looking for it? :p
omg I'd never thought about this but you're rightQuote:
Originally Posted by qwertysaur
Additionally, when people say, "I have a question" before asking their question. :|
(When calling a helpline) "Hi, I was wondering if you could help me?"
or "I was just wondering if you were still open"
Translation: "I'm asking something really smurfing stupid but I want you to think it isn't."Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
Me: "Hi, my name's Danny"
Irritating bastard: *sings* "Oh, Danny Boooooy!! The pipes, the pipes are calling..."
On the 'No Homo' thing...
No Homo - YouTube
Also I loved The Boondocks episode ripping that saying apart. :p
Edit: OH, and yeah, NSFW and what not. :p
"Is it ok to ask you a question?"
You just did dickwad and No it is not ok to ask me a question, go suck an elongated phallus. Hate this so much.
"Well I did cancel this."
No you didn't cancel it, if you call somewhere's customer services and they sit there after going through DPA which identified you as the caller calling about a specific account or service and then they say "I'm sorry you didn't complete/follow cancellation proceedure/there is no cancellation request in the entire history of the account" don't argue with them, just accept it.
I was arguing with a friend about this the other day.Quote:
Originally Posted by qwertysaur
I die a little whenever that saying slips its way out of my mouth.
I haven't worked in retail for many years, but...
*item won't scan*
"I guess it's free then!"
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