Only if you promise not to dip them in ranch. Waste of good meat that.
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We don't have ranch dressing here. Ranch haters are free to move here to escape it, and ranch lovers are free to send me some so I can decide whether or not to start importing it.
a non ranch island
People who put ranch on pizza are only one step away from wanting to use Ranch as a lubricant.
Hence why my penis touches none of those filthy ranch eaters.
I'm going to douse you in ranch and then set you on fire.
Ranch is disgusting and ranch on pizza is an abomination.
I like ranch well enough. I mostly eat it with hot wings. It depends on the pizza and my mood as to whether I'll put ranch on it.
It's like someone took all the worst flavors they could find and blended them into watered-down mayonnaise.
Ranch dressing sucks.
...... Considering ranch is made with -not- mayo, but ok. lol