FFVII Jokes

So this one time, I used Aeris, and she was totally useful

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Originally Posted by Tigmafuzz

What do Aeris and Mediterranean cuisine have in common?
You can find both on skewers.

Why was Aeris expelled from Midgar High?
Bellybutton piercings were against the school dress code.

Why did Aeris get breast reduction surgery?
She was having back pains.

Why can't Aeris make it in the entertainment industry?
She's all washed up.

What's Aeris's favorite heavy metal song?
Holy Diver.

Who's Aeris's favorite James Bond actor?
Pierce Brosnan.

Why don't Aeris and Sephiroth get along in bed?
(SPOILER)She doesn't like being penetrated from behind.

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Sorry, Aerith, these made me laugh. You can punish me when I get to the lifestream.

What made Seto a poor excuse for a father?
He was always stoned.

What made Hojo attracted to Lucrecia?
She was open to experimentation.

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Originally Posted by Tigmafuzz

Why don't Aeris and Sephiroth get along in bed?
(SPOILER)She doesn't like being penetrated from behind.

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I can tell you some stories here.

Where did Caith Sid go on hiliday this year? the great barrier reeve

Why did Tifa take her weapons when she went on that date with Cloud at the Gold Saucer?

No glove, no love



What did Tifa say to Cloud after 'defeating' him later the same night?

"Stay where you belong... in my mammaries."



What do you call someone who saw the Calamity fall from the sky?

Jenova's Witness



What's the most dreaded fish in all the Lifestream?

Mako shark

What did Tifa say to Cloud after 'defeating' him later the same night?

"Stay where you belong... in my mammaries."



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