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"Its a secret to everyone"
"My computer wasn't working, I lit some incense and prayed to the Omnissiah and now I can compute efficiently!"
"Technology is amazing! Now you can store pokemon on a global PC network and trade with your friends around the world!"
"Do you have any idea how much it hurts to walk in one spot for all eternity?"
"Gimme a weapon, a Gold Bangle, and a snack and I'll join your party! BAHEY!"
"Zzz... but you've already escaped from battle 0 times... Zzz"
"...What the hell kind of armor are you wearing?"
"[Antagonist] is like a god....THE END IS NIGH!" While cowering in fear :upsidedow
I want to the be an NPC where nothing pops up when you try to talk to me. :D
"Whaddya buying?" x 1000
"What's that, sandwich? Kill them all? OKAY!"
I'd be Noober.
Ship it.
I think I might be a Shinra guard outside the No.1 reactor before the team arrive to blow it up... a guard who is sympathetic to the AVALANCHE cause.
"Good luck guys, give 'em hell... and DON'T attack when the tail is up Barret, you knob."
I'm a Scholar on my way to Fabul. But the road through Mt. Hobs is blocked by thick ice this time of year.
If in an older game I'd say, "Walk between the pillow and bed and pretend you are asleep for fun." If in a more modern game I'd say, "I'm old."
I'd say '..." because I'm in Xenogears and thus probably dead.
One of my favorite games is this semi-comedic sci-fi RPG Anachronox. At one point in a space station some prophet cries out explains his theory that all people are just secondary characters in a larger narrative and that ultimately explains their circular, seemingly stagnant living patterns, and inability to speak more than a handful of phrases. Most of the crowd dismisses him as just another foolish doomsayer.
One gentleman, a humanoid fellow, is found standing nearby. Upon speaking with the chap he quips, "That's ridiculous! I have plenty things to say!" ad nauseam.