"Stop being such a girl, Erica."
"Ha ha. He called you Erica. That's a girl's name... because you're acting like a girl. See? You can't do that with Michael."
"Oh, really? Michelle..."
"Oh yeah, well, you're Hydrangea. No, hey, what's a good girl name for Hyde."
"Hyde-lisha?"
"It's Heidi, you idiots, it's Heidi."