My answers to the longest survey I've ever taken:
(Just so you know, I've had to fill this out twice now, because the damn browser locked up when I tried to send it....*smashes computer to tiny pieces for making him have to fill out this overly LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG survey AGAIN...*)
Name: Chris Davis (One of 3 Chris Davis's at my school...)
DOB: 12/17/85
Gender: Male
Location: An evil place known as Murfreesboro, TN.
Sexual Orientation: Sex? What's sex? (See answers below on love and matters related to love.)
Hair: Brown, shiny, so shiny I stare at it when I look at myself in the mirror.
Eyes: Multiple colors, i.e. Blue, green, grey (And no, I'm not joking!)
Height: 5'10" (?)
Weight: 160 (?)
Religion: None, and proud of it.
Nationality: The communist place known as the USA.
Fave..
Music Genre: Classical/Instrumental.
Band: *changes the word to composer* Uematsu.
Song: *changes the word to tune* You're Not Alone.
Album: N/A
Singer: N/A
Soundtrack: FF7, Star Wars Episode 1, Episode 2.
TV Show: Malcolm in the Middle.
Movie: Star Wars Episode 2 (As well as all the other SW movies.)
Game: FF7, Diablo 2, Shattered Kingdoms (Kick-ass MUD.)
Actor: N/A
Actress: N/A
Food: Yes.
Drink: Milk.
Quote: "Life is like a vacuum: it sucks."
Person at EoFF: Dr. Unne.
What you want your kids' names to be.
Boys: N/A
Girls: N/A
Other info: *shrug*
Fill that out please! And then this:
3 Things You Love About Your Body:
1. Nothing
2. Nothing
3. *Gets bored*
3 Things You Hate About Your Body:
1. *Gets even more bored*
2. *picks his nose*
3. *pulls out a booger and sticks it on this survey*
3 Things You Like About Your Personality:
1. Nothing
2. Nothing
3. Nothing
3 Things You Wish You Could Change About Your Personality:
1. Nothing
2. *Gets bored again*
3. *ventilates his back side*
3 Things You Would Do With A Million Dollars Cash:
1. Eat it.
2. Give it to someone who knows how to spend that kind of money.
3. Burn it.
3 Things You Never Want To Do/Have Happen To You:
1. Die a slooooooow and PAINFUL death.
2. Love someone.
3. Be loved.
3 Things you want to do/have happen to you before you die:
1. Be a perfect person from my point of view.
2. Destroy all forms of government and let anarchy rule over the entire planet, the way it should be.
3. Not to be loved.
Do you like candles? No.
Do you like incense? No.
Do you like the taste of blood? No.
Fetishes? No.
Biggest turn on?: N/A
If you could meet any one famous in the world, who and why? Yoda, so that he could teach me how to kick some ass!
What song is stuck in your head right now? N/A
Do you like stuffed animals? No.
If you could get away with it and murder anyone, who and for what reason? No one, because I don't feel like doing that. (Even though it'd be nice to kill off some overly stupid people...)
Person you wish you could be with right now? N/A
What do you want done with your body when you die? Let it get stiff and have someone use it for a game or two of Plinko on The Price is Right.
In the past 24 hours, have you:
Flashed someone? N/A
Mooned someone? Hell no.
Tried to kill yourself? Nope.
Tried to kill someone else? No...err... *runs off before someone catches him*
Told someone you hated them? No, but should have.
Told someone you loved them and didn't mean it? NO!
Taken a shower? It was a bit over 24 hours ago, so no.
Hugged someone? No.
Kissed someone? No.
Had sex? *begins to think this survey's pointless* (See answers on love and all matters related to love)
Been drunk? No.
Been high? Hell no.
Been in a fight? Yeah, and I kicked some ass! Err...I mean, no.
Sang? N/A
Danced? Only if DDR counts.
Made someone laugh? I might have...*shrugs*
Has someone else made you laugh? No.
Had a philosophical conversation? No.
Contemplated suicide? Only if stabbing myself several times with a toothpick counts.
Wished on a star? No.
Fantasized about someone? No.
Would you rather....:
Be in the Mountains or at the Beach? Neither. I'd rather be at an arcade!
Have someone break up with you or break up with someone? N/A
Be caused physical pain or cause someone physical pain? Be caused physical pain. It's fun. [/sarcasm] *prints survey out and burns it*
Be alone or with someone else? Alone.
Have you ever...:
Ever Been So Drunk You Blacked out? No.
Missed School Because It Was Raining? School was cancelled because it was raining once. Seriously!
Set Any Body Part On Fire For Amusement? No, but now that you mention it, it does sound fun...! *gets some gasoline, pours it on himself, and lights a match (WOO-HOO!)* [/sarcasm]
Kept A Secret From Everyone? All the time!
Had an imaginary friend? No, but we're all okay. [/sarcasm]
Wanted To Hook Up With A Friend? These kind of dumb questions are getting a bit redundant. NO!
Ever Cried During A Flick? No.
Ever liked a teacher? Yes. Mainly because he doesn't give a flip about the retarded rules of school, much like a NORMAL person would.
Ever Thought An Animated Character was Hot? No.
Ever Prank Called Someone? No, but I should have.
Been On Stage? Yes.
What are your/do you prefer...:
Favourite Colors? Black.
Day/Night? Night. It's harder to get caught doing things at night...err, I mean...Look! *points behind you* It's me! *runs like hell*
Favourite Kind of music? Okay, now besides some really lame questions, it now gets REDUNDANT! But I'll answer it AGAIN, one more time... Classical/Instrumental.
Lace or Satin? A jar of almonds.
Favourite Cartoon Character? Dexter.
Do You Like Scary Or Happy Movies? Neither.
Do You Like Talking To People On The phone or in
person? In person, cause if they say something you don't like, you can take them out; over the phone, what are you gonna do? Hang up on them?!
Lust Or Love? NEITHER!!!
Friendships...:
Do you Have a bf/gf? I'll bet you 5 cents you can answer this question on your own.
Who's your loudest friend? *shrugs*
Who is the shyest? *shrugs*
Who do you go to for advice? EoFF. 'Cause the people here are cool, and some of them actually give good advice.
Most Mean? *shrugs*
Most sarcastic? I'll let you answer this one too.
Have you/do you...:
Talked To Someone you have a crush on? Figure it out for yourself.
Miss someone? No.
Hugged someone you liked? A jar of almonds.
Fought With Your Parents? Yes.
Laughed Until You Cried? Yes. It's amazing how funny moogles can be...
Watched A Sunrise/Sunset? No.
Went To The Beach At Night? No.
Are you...:
Are You Happy? No.
Are You Talking To Someone Online? No.
Do you believe...:
Do you believe in God/Devil? Hahaha...no.
Do you believe in Love? No.
Do you believe in the Big Bang Theory? A lot more credible than creationism!!
Do you believe in love? ^^^^
Do you believe in soulmates? A pile of trout, if you ask me.
Do you believe in Love at first sight? Pickles.
Do you believe in Heaven? No.
Do you believe in Hell? No.
Do you believe in any of the following: Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny, The Tooth Fairy or Jesus Christ?: No. They're all rubbish.
General stuff...:
Who Named You? I did. [/sarcasm]
What Is Right Next To You? To the right: A couch, a phone, a trashcan, and a jar of almonds. To the left: A PSone with all the FF's for it, a stereo, a TV, and a jar of almonds. In front of me, a pile of trout otherwise known as a computer. Behind me: My dad's workout equipment, a big fan necessary to live in this room, and a big lamp. Above me: a ceiling that tells me what to do with my life with hidden messages and images...err, just kidding. Below me: a garage, some really cheap, annoying carpet, and a big comfy chair.
What Is You Computer Desk Made Of? Wanna-be wood. I'm not too sure what it is.
What Are The Last 4 Digits In Your phone number? None of your business! I don't want some stalker to find this information and make me sit in a comfy chair being hit with a fluffy pillow or tying me to a dish rack!! [/Monty Python]
How Many Buddies Do You Have On Your List? Technically, no one.
How's The Weather Right now: I haven't checked yet.
How do you eat Oreos? Dunk in milk, put in mouth, chew, swallow, regurgitate, swallow again, then repeat process until entire package is gone.
Are You To Shy To Ask A Girl/Guy Out? Frozen waffles.
If You Could Change Your Name, What Would It Be? Kuja Lee Highwind. Sounds cool, if you ask me.
Do You Consider Cheerleading A Sport? More of one than golf.
EoFF...:
Which forum do you visit the most? EoEO, FF7, FFT, FF9, and GC.
Do you visit the website often? Not lately (i.e., Last time I "visited" the site was sometime a year or two ago...?)
Would you say the mods did a good job? Yep.
Would you say the admins did a good job? They're the biggest bastards I've ever seen!! [/sarcasm] No, seriously folks, they kick ass.
Do you find the forum members friendly? Friendly enough for me.
Would you be interested in helping with the site? If I could be given some easy thing to do, I would.
Do you feel at home on the fora? I wouldn't bother to fill out this survey TWICE if I didn't.
Are there are any fora you would wish to see added? A forum about a jar of almonds. Or a cherry pie. That would be awesome. [/sarcasm] Actually, it's perfectly fine the way it is.
Are you for or against the merging of the artists/writers forums? I really don't care personally, but I am against it.
Other thoughts: Meh.
YEAH!! THE END!! MUHAHAHAHA!! NOW I CAN GET BACK TO RM2K!
Re: Once Again: The Official Eyes on Final Fantasy Survey
Name: Tiffany Rei Ling Lowell Wei
DOB: 04/04/87
Gender: Female
Location: Scotland
Sexual Orientation: Bisexual
Hair: Black
Eyes: Green/Brown
Height: Err...175cm or something *forgotten* Yes, I'm short -_-
Weight: Umm...7 stone I think *Scratches head* Maybe less
Religion: Wicca
Nationality: Chinese/Japanese/American
Fave..
Music Genre: Rock/metal/punk
Band: The Movielife/Saves the Day
Song: Walking on Glass (The MovieLife)
Album: Dookie (Green Day)
Singer: Eminem
Soundtrack: Spiderman
TV Show: The Simpsons
Movie: Spiderman
Game: FFX
Actor: Tobey Mcguire
Actress: Kirsten Dunst (atm)
Food: Rice
Drink: Milk
Quote: ..Tovart.. Nev, I will come to your room and I will do "hiss hiss" and *Stab stab* on your pillows. and when you'll wake up you'll say "o no what has happened to my beloved pillows o no :((( " and then aragorn would come and say "GOLTONIEL! Pizza is cool!""
Person at EoFF: Citizen Erased
What you want your kids' names to be.
Boys: Scott, Russell
Girls: Aeka, Aeri, Fukiko
Other info:
3 Things You Love About Your Body:
1. Hair
2. Eyes
3. Fingers
3 Things You Hate About Your Body:
1. Legs
2. arms
3. feet
3 Things You Like About Your Personality:
1. Fun
2. Kind
3. Good humour
3 Things You Wish You Could Change About Your Personality:
1. My suckeriness (I fall for every nice guy and even the bad ones -_-)
2. Too trusting sometimes
3. Too untrusting others
3 Things You Would Do With A Million Dollars Cash:
1. Meet all my online friends
2. Give it to charity
3. Spend the rest on Russy ;)
3 Things You Never Want To Do/Have Happen To You:
1. Fall in love
2. Be happy
3. Help others
3 Things you want to do/have happen to you before you die:
1. I want my low immunity to everything to rise :\
2. Still be with Russy *nods*
3. ----
Do you like candles? Yes
Do you like incense? Yep
Do you like the taste of blood? Nope
Fetishes? Hmm...not sure
Biggest turn on? A nice guy or a really bad one
If you could meet any one famous in the world, (i.e: they've been on television, or in a book, movie, etc...) who and why? J.R.R Tolkien, because he wrote a wonderful set of books (too dead to meet xD)
What song is stuck in your head right now? Don't wanna miss a thing :- Aerosmith
Do you like stuffed animals? Nope
If you could get away with it and murder anyone, who and for what reason? No one. I would never kill anyone :(
Person you wish you could be with right now? Russell
What do you want done with your body when you die? Cremated and my ashes blown into the wind
In the past 24 hours, have you:
Flashed someone? Nope
Mooned someone? Nope
Tried to kill yourself? Nope
Tried to kill someone else? Nope
Told someone you hated them? Nope
Told someone you loved them and didn't mean it? NO WAY!!! :D
Taken a shower? Of course
Hugged someone? indeed
Kissed someone? Nope :\ *nbk (never been kissed)*
Had sex? Eugh, no
Been drunk? Nope
Been high? No way
Been in a fight? Sorta (big bro wouldn't get off the PSII)
Sang? Yep
Danced? Indeed
Made someone laugh? YAH!
Has someone else made you laugh? Very much so
Had a philosophical conversation? Yep
Contemplated suicide? Nope
Wished on a star? No stars :\
Fantasized about someone? Sorta
Would you rather....:
Be in the Mountains or at the Beach? Mountains
Have someone break up with you or break up with someone? Break up with me
Be caused physical pain or cause someone physical pain? be caused pain
Be alone or with someone else? with someone else
Have you ever...:
Ever Been So Drunk You Blacked out? Nope
Missed School Because It Was Raining? Yes
Set Any Body Part On Fire For Amusement? No way O.x
Kept A Secret From Everyone? Yes
Had an imaginary friend? Yep
Wanted To Hook Up With A Friend? Many times...ahem
Ever Cried During A Flick? Yes
Ever liked a teacher? No bloody way
Ever Thought An Animated Character was Hot? Eugh...no
Ever Prank Called Someone? Not recently xD
Been On Stage? Yes
What are your/do you prefer...:
Favourite Colors? Blue/black
Day/Night? Night
Favourite Kind of music? Rock/Black Rock/Metal/Punk
Lace or Satin? Satan...I mean Satin *shifty look*
Favourite Cartoon Character? Spiderman :D
Do You Like Scary Or Happy Movies? Scary
Do You Like Talking To People On The phone or in
person? In person
Lust Or Love? Love
Friendships...:
Do you Have a bf/gf? Yes, yes I do...*ahem*...RUSSY! :D
Who's your loudest friend? Daniel xD
Who is the shyest? Michael
Who do you go to for advice? Russell/Daniel/Michael/Raine
Most Mean? Wyll
Most sarcastic? Wyll
Have you/do you...:
Talked To Someone you have a crush on? Yes
Miss someone? Yes
Hugged someone you liked? Yes
Fought With Your Parents? Yes
Laughed Until You Cried? Yes
Watched A Sunrise/Sunset? Yep
Went To The Beach At Night? Nope
Are you...:
Are You Happy? Indeed
Are You Talking To Someone Online? Many people
Do you believe...:
Do you believe in God/Devil? Many
Do you believe in Love? Yep
Do you believe in the Big Bang Theory? half and half
Do you believe in soulmates? I do
Do you believe in Love at first sight?
Do you believe in Heaven? No
Do you believe in Hell? No
Do you believe in any of the following: Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny, The Tooth Fairy or Jesus Christ?: Nope
General stuff...:
Who Named You? Father
What Is Right Next To You? Palmtop
What Is You Computer Desk Made Of? Wood
What Are The Last 4 Digits In Your phone number? 4446
How Many Buddies Do You Have On Your List? 15
How's The Weather Right now? Warm
How do you eat Oreos? Lick the white out
Are You To Shy To Ask A Girl/Guy Out? Nope
If You Could Change Your Name, What Would It Be? Rei Ling Wei
Do You Consider Cheerleading A Sport? No bloody way
EoFF...:
Which forum do you visit the most? Gen. Chat
Do you visit the website often? Not very often
Would you say the mods did a good job? Very good
Would you say the admins did a good job? Excellent
Do you find the forum members friendly? Extremely
Would you be interested in helping with the site? I would
Do you feel at home on the fora? Very much so
Are there are any fora you would wish to see added? Not atm
Are you for or against the merging of the artists/writers forums? Nope
Other thoughts:
Russy rawks your world but you must not touch on pain of death *paranoid*