Quotes In and Out of Context r return. <=]

Out of context: <11:55:21PM> < Wasu > That is, I don't wear pants.

I found this at Shinra, it's quite amusing, and disturbing O_O
Words of a true drunk.
Ma5rsh: i met the ninja turtles yesterday
Ma5rsh: i tried to give them kryptonite, but they said it stank and would autograph it
Ma5rsh: so i took they're turtle van and went to pick up hoes
Ma5rsh: lo and behold i found april
Ma5rsh: i donated her to shredder and he gave me a brand new can opener
Ma5rsh: i was so happy
yourrefdundsir: are you drunk, because this is funny trout
Ma5rsh: i made trout before
Ma5rsh: i named it and put a garauntee on it.
Ma5rsh: i sold it on ebay for $50
Ma5rsh: people like the gaurantee
Ma5rsh: they'll buy anything with a gaurantee on it
Ma5rsh: one time i found a rock, and sold it to some morman telling him that it helped him be a better witness
Ma5rsh: he started preaching to me, and i told him that i would believe in god if he quit preaching to me
Ma5rsh: yes, and i became a believer!
Ma5rsh: now, i feel whole again when i'm drunk and looking at titties!!!!
Ma5rsh: i had titties. they were old, so i sold them and got new ones
Ma5rsh: they are cheaper if you buy bulk
Ma5rsh: BEHOLD!!!!
Ma5rsh: i am the great magician!!!!
Ma5rsh: i can type words on your screen like you've never seen them before!
Ma5rsh: and you might read them
Ma5rsh: and they might make sense
Ma5rsh: but then again, they might just be midget virgins
Ma5rsh: have you ever stopped and smelled the roses?
yourrefundsir: no
Ma5rsh: i did once, and i got attacked by a swarm of bees
Ma5rsh: i almost died. but then i realized i left the door unlocked, so i grabbed my keys and left
Ma5rsh: i almost ran into an innocent cloud shaped like a llama
Ma5rsh: i got grounded from the tv
Ma5rsh: i was told it rots your raisin brans
Ma5rsh: bottle caps is a complete part of your breakfast
Ma5rsh: i must pick up a piece of paper!
Ma5rsh: i'll post women on the wall
Ma5rsh: much replies to be had!

It's funny how your little daughter gets influenced by you and your manners so quickly. Makes you proud, yet it's kinda scary....


mystic_ice_goddess> hello again clout
cl_out> *is still only half here* :p
mystic_ice_goddess> you tawk
mystic_ice_goddess> I order you to!
mystic_ice_goddess> tawk!
TRC> o_o
Mik]Away_i_r> Trala
Mik]Away_i_r> *tawks*
Mik]Away_i_r> You are kinda silly, mig
Pikmin[FFXI]> ..
mystic_ice_goddess> I know THAT
mystic_ice_goddess> doesn't everyone?
mystic_ice_goddess> and another thing:
mystic_ice_goddess> I am not mig
mystic_ice_goddess> Kairo is
Biagini> *nods*
mystic_ice_goddess> good boy/girl
mystic_ice_goddess> *pats*
Mik]Away_i_r> xD
Mik]Away_i_r> You have got influence from daddy.
Mik]Away_i_r> Good girl. *pats*
mystic_ice_goddess> yeah, daddie


*___*

[20:38] {Del_Snizz} Self, remember that paper mill I owned in Boston in the late 18th century?
[20:39] {Ferenan} ...
[20:39] {Chickencha} My memory's a little fuzzy, but yes.
[20:39] {Chickencha} Yes I do.
[20:39] {Dinriu} hmm
[20:39] {Del_Snizz} Can I tell me how I was growing flax in Ireland at the same time?
[20:40] {RyuKishi} So, how many kids did you kill with your Mill Snizz?
[20:40] {Ferenan} *confusion*
[20:40] *** Chubbzilla has joined #eoff
[20:40] {Chickencha} I...er...it has to do with...uh...*runs*
[20:40] {Del_Snizz} Several thousand, easily.
[20:40] {Del_Snizz} Exactly as I suspected.
[20:40] {Kane} Oh dear.
[20:40] {Dinriu} so have any of you tried that ceral honey bunches of oats with strawberries?
[20:40] {Kane} Thats a lot of dead kids.
[20:40] {Kane} What'd you do with the bodies?
[20:41] *** Ferenan is now known as Reverend_Maynard
[20:41] {RyuKishi} tisk tisk Snizz, not nearly enough
[20:41] {Dinriu} wait wait wait...I think SNL is on
[20:41] {Del_Snizz} That's what my special parchment was made of.
[20:41] {RyuKishi} I think you should have at least maimed a 10,000 or so, and then shot them and hidden the bodies
[20:42] {Kane} What was the parchment made of?
[20:42] {RyuKishi} *dies*
[20:42] {Chickencha} I did. But first I made them work in my sweatshop for a few months.
[20:42] {Dinriu} woot
[20:42] {Del_Snizz} Too much work, especially when my gun cabinet contained only muzzle-loaders.
[20:42] {Dinriu} it is on!
[20:42] {RyuKishi} true
[20:43] {RyuKishi} hmm..I might have some of that Kiddie paper lying around somewhere...
[20:44] {Del_Snizz} You probably do. It's very durable.
[20:44] {RyuKishi} not as good as Oyez-Wove (made from 21 year old sex addicts)
[20:45] {RyuKishi} now thats TRULY durable
[20:45] {Del_Snizz} Well, we didn't have that technology back in 1796.

*3 minute space of garbage*

[20:48] {Del_Snizz} Yeah, back when memory lane was paved with cobblestones.
[20:48] {RyuKishi} I remember it when it was only Mud with grass at the sides!
[20:48] {RyuKishi} when the ground stuck to your feet, and to your ribs when you ate it!
[20:49] {Dinriu} ...
[20:49] {Del_Snizz} Ah, yes. The ol' ground-eatin' days.
[20:49] {Dinriu} gotta love that mud

xDMano: I said penis at EoFF. *snickers*

Stef: *is back*
Loony_BoB: Sex.
Stef: What? I nearly choked on my cookie. >_@
Loony_BoB: Just felt like freaking you out. *prod*

This was a few days ago when my friend was showing me some weird poetry

Radical Julian (2:51:38 PM):
THINGS YOU HAVE TO SUPPRESS
---------------------------
I used to think bashing someone's head in with one of those concrete blocks
Would be fun.
Now I know.
Lord TRC (2:52:01 PM): XD
Radical Julian (2:52:36 PM): yes i have a new respect for poetry.

Maester Grivja says:
*huggles* Mommy
Maester Grivja says:

Rie says:
I'm your....MOMMA?!?
Maester Grivja says:
yes
Maester Grivja says:
don't you remember
Rie says:
no
Maester Grivja says:
xD
Rie says:
apparently, I don't
Maester Grivja says:
anyway
Maester Grivja says:
*hops in lap*
Rie says:
I'm not ur momma
Rie says:
get off
Maester Grivja says:
noo
Maester Grivja says:
*grabs on to Marie*
Rie says:
get off, bastard child!
Rie says:
*throws across room*
Maester Grivja says:
*cries*
Maester Grivja says:
your mean mommy
Rie says:
shut up, child
Maester Grivja says:
*cries louder*
Maester Grivja says:
*throws a temper tantrun*
Rie says:
hmmm...
Rie says:
I wonder how father will take this...
Rie says:
knowing he's a grand daddie now
Maester Grivja says:
*throws stuff around the room*
Rie says:
behave yourself!
Maester Grivja says:
waaaaaa
Maester Grivja says:
*throws stuff some more*
Rie says:
grrr...
Rie says:
*shoves candy down your throat*
Rie says:
better>
Rie says:
?
Maester Grivja says:
yay
Maester Grivja says:
*candie*
Maester Grivja says:
*eats some more*
Maester Grivja says:
^^
Maester Grivja says:
*is happy*
Rie says:
good boi
Rie says:
*pats*
Maester Grivja says:
*gets bored of canddy*
Maester Grivja says:
*cries and throws stuff again*
Maester Grivja says:
waaa
Rie says:
xd
Rie says:
*SLAPS YOU HARD*
Maester Grivja says:
*cries even more*
Rie says:
Imma disown you, boy
Maester Grivja says:
noo
Maester Grivja says:
*clings to her legs*
Rie says:
*kicks you off*
Maester Grivja says:
your mean
Rie says:
yeah
Rie says:
live with it
Maester Grivja says:
no
Maester Grivja says:
*spits*
Rie says:
all posted
Rie says:
happy?
Maester Grivja says:
*puts mudd through the house*
Maester Grivja says:
yay ^^
Rie says:
k
Maester Grivja says:
*huggles*
Rie says:
good boy
Rie says:
*hugs*
Maester Grivja says:
i am sorry
Maester Grivja says:
*gives her a flower*
Rie says:
thanks, son
Maester Grivja says:
^_^
Maester Grivja says:
me want food
Rie says:
go eat
Maester Grivja says:
*wants you to bring food*
Rie says:
sowwee
Rie says:
I am not in
Rie says:
barrie was it?
Maester Grivja says:
Parry Sound
Rie says:
XD
Rie says:
kk
Maester Grivja says:
come here and feed me then
Maester Grivja says:

Maester Grivja says:
waaaa *starts kicking*
Rie says:
hahahaha
Rie says:
you're funny, son
Rie says:
sorry
Rie says:
mommy's gotta stay in toronto
Maester Grivja says:
you suck
Rie says:
hahahaha
Maester Grivja says:
*starts crying*
Rie says:
I wanna quote this...
Rie says:
*quotes*
Maester Grivja says:
eeek
Maester Grivja says:
*stopies*
Rie says:
XD
Maester Grivja says:
quote it to where
Rie says:
eoff
Rie says:
hah!
Maester Grivja says:
o_O


.....I never knew I...had a son....O_o...I am Rie, btw, and Maester Grivja is...I don't know his sn at eoff, but I know he's a member.

Edit by Kishi: If you're going to have an extra-long post, at least keep the font size small, or better yet, attach it as a text file.

mikztsu2000: I am an beautiful apple tree of sunny meadows, thank you.

appoefaiwie: = Tokkiquil
starphyter: = Joaquin (me)

appoefaiwie: *sleeps with you*
appoefaiwie: AH!! that did not sound right!
starphyter: XDDD
starphyter: *dies laughing*
appoefaiwie: *kicks you* you thinking bad tings all the time!!

It's not just me, is it? >=D

I thought this was a pretty funny conversation between some person that pmed me but was in #eoff. I gave'em a fake email xD.

[04:02:26] Skyhawk> Hey dude Rock on
[04:02:36] CloudDragon> huh?
[04:02:50] Skyhawk> It no matter i got bord
[04:02:57] CloudDragon> oh me see
[04:03:00] CloudDragon> i rock hard
[04:03:09] Skyhawk> U a grunge
[04:03:24] Skyhawk> ^_^
[04:03:29] CloudDragon> yep
[04:03:33] CloudDragon> meh rock so hard
[04:03:35] CloudDragon> me*
[04:03:41] Skyhawk> U like Linkin Park
[04:04:05] CloudDragon> yep, they r0xorz
[04:04:37] Skyhawk> Then join my FF clan we all love linkin park
[04:04:54] CloudDragon> nah, me be fine
[04:05:00] CloudDragon> thanks for de offer though
[04:05:27] Skyhawk> OK then waht's your E-Mail so we can keep Talkin
[04:05:54] Skyhawk> Mine is
[04:05:56] CloudDragon> my email be rockman23169@zoomtown.com
[04:06:06] Skyhawk> James.Kennesion@talk21.com
[04:06:13] CloudDragon> cool
[04:06:22] Skyhawk> Heavy
[04:06:22] CloudDragon> we be keep in touch then
[04:06:30] Skyhawk> ok
[04:07:01] CloudDragon> me gotta go no tho, i email u later
[04:07:03] Skyhawk> CYA
[04:07:09] CloudDragon> bye
[04:07:13] Skyhawk> i gota go 2
[04:07:36] CloudDragon>keep on rocking!
[04:07:54] Skyhawk>u too!