I don't even want to know what mental images you have of goats.Quote:
Originally posted by Radje
But Bill, I always thought you were a goat! *Ruins mental image *
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I don't even want to know what mental images you have of goats.Quote:
Originally posted by Radje
But Bill, I always thought you were a goat! *Ruins mental image *
I do.Quote:
Originally posted by Psychotic
I don't even want to know what mental images you have of goats.
Round 1
Voting will end on Sunday afternoon.
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Round 1 voting rules: Please vote for 5 males per question, and 2 females per question. This will give you a total of 21 votes. Please read the general voting rules in the first post of this thread before voting.
Males
2) Fill in the blank: Cookies are to Dough as Citizen Bleys is to ________.
Contestant 1 An uncooked psycho?
Contestant 2 Alcohol and Animé
Contestant 3 Spatvark. Refer to Bleys' crotch for details.
Contestant 4 A minor nerd=:P
Contestant 5 cat litter.
Contestant 6 Citizen Bleys, minus administrative powers.
Contestant 7 Banana Peppers. You figure it out.
Contestant 8 crotch.
Contestant 9 Bleys' Mom?
Contestant 10 Hot sweaty Man-Meat of love..
4) If curiousity didn't kill the cat, what did?
Contestant 11 Curiosity.
Contestant 12 Tuesday's with Morrie
Contestant 13 People listening to that turd band Evanescence, I swear its the truth! I have proof, too, it actually happened! Just ask Shadowdust, that damn cat murderer.
Contestant 14 Kawaii Ryűkishi's more sick than we all thought.
Contestant 15 If curiousity couldn't manage it, some crazed old redneck armed with a blender, a whale-tooth comb and a bucket of tortilla chips probably did.
Contestant 16 The EoFF Sniper.
Contestant 17 Millions of people driven insane by the saying "curiosity killed the cat."
Contestant 18 Leeza's cat signature, because the cat thought it was his mirror-image.
Contestant 19 Super Delete: super hero gone bad. Lock up your hamsters.
Contestant 20 A large vehicle, possibly a van or truck.
8) If you had to come up with a question for this competition, what would it be?
Contestant 21 Who would win in a fight between a dog and a monkey?
Contestant 22 If you could sum yourself in one word, what are five that you wouldn't use?
Contestant 23 Who is most likely to stalk who from EoFF?
Contestant 24 How much money do you have in your wallet right now?
Contestant 25 Justify your existance. Without using the word 'I' or the letter 't'.
Contestant 26 Does this dress make me look fat?
Contestant 27 How many days have you wasted reading pointless posts?
Contestant 28 whay am I soooo cool?
Contestant 29 If you had to shoot one member of EoFF who would it be?
Contestant 30 Why does my arse suddenly feel like it’s on fire no this isn’t a question this is serious plz.
Females
5) If you could pick two members of EoFF to set up on a blind date, who would you pick, where would you send them on their date, and why?
Contestant 31 Who: Loony BoB and Plushiebunny
Where: Cozy little Bed & Breakfast off of the beaten tracks.
Why: Because it would make B00B very happy and we like B00B to be happy.
Contestant 32 Mik and Matt. *laughs* Hang on, give me a sec, I gotta recover. Wow, I almost wrote sex instead of sec. Ok, Mik is such an...interesting and non-bashful person and Matt is so...reserved/shy. So, despite the whole "not gay" part about both of them, I think it would be rather funny. They could go to Bourbon Street in New Orleans, get drunk as a skunk, and then make sweet love like rabbits till the mornin sun. *le sigh* What a romantic, happy ending.
Contestant 33 Dr. Unne and Kawaii Ryűkishi. I would send them off to a beach during a full moon to eat shrimp and moon pies. Ever since I heard that song of Kishi's, I have been thinking he needs some of Unne's lovin'. Maybe they can invite BOU for some extra fun.
What does "EoFF" really stand for?
Contestant 34 Emus over funny farms.
Contestant 35 Everyone only Feels Funny
Contestant 36 Elimination of Fancy Freaks
17) What the hell is it that makes Tigger get so freaking energetic, and Eeyore so depressed??
Contestant 37 Tigger is on CRACK and Eeyore just knows that life is futile and refuses to be happy about the oncoming death that can’t be avoided. And he’s sad that I can’t give him hugs *hugs Eeyore plushie*
Contestant 38 Tigger is on drugs and won't share with Eeyore, which makes him sad.
Contestant 39 HOOTERS.
And I promise next time there will be a lot less reading. ^_^;
well i'm scrowed. i always get a horrible one first round >_<
maybe i'll luck out..
Yeah, it would have been nice to get to round 2, but I don't think it's going to happen for me. I guess there's always next year.
Good luck, everyone. :)
They chose my sucky answer >_< NOOOO!!!!
Not my best answer. Not my worst answer either, though.
heh I liked mine >.< I forgot I wrote that.
WHY is my worst answer up there?
Oh well. G'luck to everyone else who entered.
I rule so much.
I really wanna know who would set up a date for me and Matt.:greenie:
Some great answers there; I laughed.
Oh well, you can't depress EVERYBODY.
I hope I do well. If not, you all die. Have a nice day :)
I knew there was something wrong with Tigger, and these random answers from people I don't know prove it.
How the heck does this even work? I'm all confused