The ultimate john

"The Ultimate John" sounds like a womens toy for me. >_*

What? You mean like a Barbie doll?

*acts innocent and ignorant*

I meant a pony. :) A very little ultimate pony called John.

Hm. I doubt women would find that fun to play with....

*thinks*

*snip*
EDIT: Watch the graphic language. - Murder

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Originally posted by Psychotic
France. 'Nuff sed.

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*hails*

Mine would be able to fly, and it should be heated for those cold winter mornings.

Chaos

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Originally posted by Chaos
Mine would be able to fly

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Dare we ask where the "output" goes when you're flying?

Roman style for me. A public, communal trough, and a reuseable sponge on a stick to wipe yourself with afterwards.