I just got suspended :(

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Originally posted by ShlupQuack
I've never been suspended, and it seems to me that you're lucky you're only suspended for three days.

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ShlupQuack, he lives in Britain. It's a soft country which is slowly descending into Anachy. They can't have him off too long otherwise it'll look bad for the school records when OFSTED (School Testers-they make sure everything is dandy) come to town. If he's off too long, they have to inform them. So of course he won't be off for long. If he'd did it while OFSTED were around...well lets see he may never see that school again...thjey get really hard on petty things during that week. I flicked a pencil at someone who was flicking them at me, got caught and got a weeks detention.
What does that tell you?

Never been suspended, thanks to the big word
REASONS which i always had when someone told on me. I never lied, I just pointed out that the person i'd just kicked in the head had been bulliing me for the last 3 years and eventually, I snapped.....
Never got suspended, never got taken out of school, threatened with expulsion too many times....luckiliy, I been clear of anything like that for the last 2 years. I don't do stupid things anymore.

I skip whole days of school, lessons, sport and I've only been caught twice. Once, no punishment except for going around to every room and help set up Parent/Teacher interviews which was fun anyways (we raced the other guys.) And the second time was detention for 2 days. No biggie.

Guy at my school go suspended for 5 days though. Because he got harassed (i.e. some dude threw a grape at him) and then he snapped and reacted by throwing a brick into the back of his head, kneeing him in the gut, then punching him in the face resulting in the loss of 5 teeth.

I just never got caught ;)

And sued for libel, not slander. Libel is the printed form of slander *know-it-all*

You name it, and I did it. I was especially bad when I was young; spitting on people, throwing peoples' possessions out of the third floor window, fighting...

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Originally posted by Carl
Sounds like you have grown old before your time Ultimate_Sandwich.
Shame on you......

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Grown old before my time? I make comics on my computer where stickmen kill each other.

And a good joke with the word "penis" will always crack me up. Actually, it doesn't even have to be a good joke. I just don't set off fire extinguishers in libraries. But to each his own...

*Dylan

lol,
Fair do's man :D

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Originally posted by LH
You name it, and I did it. I was especially bad when I was young; spitting on people, throwing peoples' possessions out of the third floor window, fighting...

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Yeah, me too. :\ I was an awful kid 'till my early teens. Teachers nightmare.

I got suspended once. Two days from class but i still was in school. Just sorta in isolation. It was fun. I read the giver. It was my summer reading the next year. How lucky. I can't for the life of remember why. It's been 3 or 4 years. Think it was a playful fight with a friend cause I won't hurt a fly,

OMG! I just got stood down for 3 days... I lit a shirt on fire and it set off the fire alarm at school! We can be twins :cool:

lmao, sound dude. Am actually in court on Wednesday :(
But after the that am turning good :P

Hmm... twice.

Once in 2nd grade for beating the hell out of someone half my size. (He threw a snowball at me and it hit me in the back of the head) However, that was after doing it to about 40 other people. Seriously. Kicking between the legs was big for me. Even to girls. I also liked kicking people in the temples and watching them writhe in pain while I beat their defenseless bodies elsewhere. I even pulled a walker out from beneath a... can I say cripple? My principal finally got sick of it and suspended me for two days. Those two days were right before X-mas Break. Idiot.

The other time was in 8th grade. A guy called my female friend a whore. I lost my temper and tossed his cinnamon sticks on the ground, picked up the dipping sauce and shouted: "Why don'tcha do bad things" I got suspended for 3 days for that outburst.

But ever since I entered High School, I've been a good boy. My principal doesn't even know about my past. I like it that way. :D

EDIT: Watch the language please. -Murder

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The other time was in 8th grade. A guy called my female friend a whore. I lost my temper and tossed his cinnamon sticks on the ground, picked up the dipping sauce and shouted: "Why don'tcha rub this sauce all over your dick and make her lick it off if she's such a whore!? HUH!? You won't! Y'know why!? 'Cuz she's not a whore!" I got suspended for 3 days for that outburst.

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Wow, yay for sticking up for friends.

I'm a good girl, I've never been suspended or gotten detention. *knock on wood* :)

Oh yeah, the detention thing. I was sent to the Principal's Office almost every day from grades Preschool-3rd. My first and In School Suspension was in 4th grade. Basically, it's detention during school hours. (Time-out) My first detention was next year in 6th Grade. (I skipped 5th) I believe I served it 6 times that year. In 7th, I served detention only 4 times. In 8th grade, I went back to I.S.S. during 3rd Hour every day for two marking periods. I hated my teacher and she'd always say: "If you don't like how I teach, there's the door." Bye!

In 9th Grade, I got one infraction. I talked out of turn in Sex-ed. The substitute teacher got angry. My principal laughed at the infraction and shredded it. About 3 weeks ago, I served a 4-hour detention for taking part in a walkout protesting the pink slipping of 8 teachers. I got punished for fighting the power. My mom has never been so proud of me in my life.

There you go! My entire detention biography! Sometimes I just want to go back to my old elementary and look at my 2-inch wide file.

I used to get into fights/suspended in elementary, then got anger management in this little support group of anger problemed kids and I learned how to not get angry. The very last time I got suspended was in 5th grade I got in a fight during foot ball, I punched the dude in the lip and pushed him to the ground and kept punching him. An his face was all bloody, then I had to go home for 5 days. The guy is my friend today though, despite what happened 5-6 years ago.

Ah... the memories. I've been put into so many detentions and been suspended a pretty good number of times. Most of them came from grades 6 and under. I have always been seen as a bully by my teachers of that era, but I don't think that's true, the only times I do something bad (like fighting) is when the other people provoke me. I also hated most of my teachers through the years, when I was younger I sprouted out such cunning insults as "You're not my mom! I don't got to listen to you!" and "I hate you!". :cool: Though since 7th grade and on I've only been put in detention about three times, all three for swearing out loud in class.