No matter how funny Zell's Fists of Fury was, I think "Spaceman Alf" was more silly and stupid nickname. =P Especially when you think how Spiff must've thought: " Oh man, this nick will be funny" before changing it.
lol spiff *cuddle*
EDIT: no longer Sephiroth 'cause Vince is the man. Vince would win a fight between the two. Good screwjob or something. 8-)