Hello

Hello newbie-type-person. How are you?

:D

Hello. Welcome. :)

Hey.

Welcome. Enjoy your stay and post a lot. :)

Hello, Hello, nice to meet you.

Sup dawg yo crank fo'shizzle.... and I'm white.
Welcome to EoFF, the only place where lunatics, masterminds, ritch dolts and ghetto folk come togather under one roof. Enjoy your stay!

HOW COULD YOU?

'Lo. Come enjoy our lack of southern hospitality.

Post lots, stay away from anyone who smells bad, and have fun. :)

I'm retarded. How 'bout you?