The Internet is Broken

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Originally Posted by Spaceman Spiff

I'd say "Neat" and go outside.

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That too.

I do got a life. My life wouldnt be over if there were no internet.

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Originally Posted by Loony BoB

You would spend hours doing almost every little bit of the work, like 99% of it or something, and then Scottie or Unne would come along and do the last little bit that you forgot and get all the credit. :(

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No, I'd be but a single member of a large, skilled, and determined team, and we'd have the internet back up within 12 minutes, where it would take me maybe an hour to do it by myself.

:(

Because of this thread ... I'm gonna collect phone numbers. ^_^

Wheeeeeee! *prank calls all of you* :nibbles:

edit: Oh yeah, and I'd blame Bleys. ^_^

That's a really scary thought. I'd go insane from boredom. :screwy:

I'd buy a satalite uplink and then beam stuff to peoples TVs or something, that would be cool, what are we going on about again

*skips through a few pages*

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I would read all five books of Harry Potter. (again!)

if the internet crashed irrepairibly forever well first I would probably have to say "OMFG it's GONE!!!????? It Can't Be!" then I would hastily track down a couple of people from the net like Xander I'd find her cause she's cool good person to talk to lindz living in london would probably be my best chance seeing as there are only a few alternative people in london who I can't track down using my large social circle. then I'd work on the contacts in other countries I'd like to keep. I'd call Monkey0 (a friend from a online beta test rpg) and see about staying with him in austrailia for a while and then track down hOOters to go get drunk with :D. also I'd then track down Bleys and help him out to be totally forgotten even by those who remember Bleys did it and calliope would laugh at me more than bleys. before that though I'd probably go out and repair some of the damage I caused in my social circle and then laugh manically at the lack of the internet eating away at my soul.

This thread has made me feel insecure and paranoid.

Give me your addresses, please. Now.

Play more video games I guess...

I'd wake up, and remind myself not to eat pizza immediatly before going to bed.

ConqueringId (4:51:51 PM): hey
Erik (4:51:56 PM): yo sista
Erik (4:52:21 PM): how are you?
ConqueringId (4:52:28 PM): im okay
ConqueringId (4:52:30 PM): and you?
Erik (4:52:51 PM): im good
Erik (4:55:45 PM): so
Erik (4:55:50 PM): whats on the agenda?
ConqueringId (4:58:21 PM): check this video out
ConqueringId (4:58:22 PM): http://www.evanescence.com/music/
ConqueringId (4:58:26 PM): everybody's fool
Erik (5:00:22 PM): im dling it
Erik (5:00:32 PM): how've you been its the real question
Erik (5:00:40 PM): we;ve been outta contact for a while
ConqueringId (5:00:59 PM): oookay not really
Erik (5:01:57 PM): i dunno
Erik (5:02:05 PM): i just feel like we havent talked for a while
ConqueringId (5:02:15 PM): except yesterday
Erik (5:02:19 PM): cause i was lonely for sunday, monday, tuesday
Erik (5:02:28 PM): yea
ConqueringId (5:02:29 PM): huh
Erik (5:02:31 PM): i meant before that
ConqueringId (5:03:31 PM): sorry you feel that way
ConqueringId (5:03:34 PM): im here now
Erik (5:03:38 PM): yay
ConqueringId (5:03:46 PM): and you can still listen to the song and talk to me after
ConqueringId (5:03:50 PM): its only 3 minutes
Erik (5:03:56 PM): coo
ConqueringId (5:08:23 PM): dont take this in a patronizing way, but do you always have to be so intense?
Erik (5:08:40 PM):
Erik (5:08:45 PM): sorry
Erik (5:08:49 PM): ConqueringId (5:09:14 PM): aw
Erik (5:09:15 PM): ill work on it
ConqueringId (5:09:18 PM): im reading your mail
Erik (5:09:26 PM): d'oh
ConqueringId (5:09:39 PM): its so cute
Erik (5:09:48 PM): guess its too late to stop that intensity
ConqueringId (5:09:57 PM): but the feeling of wanting to talk all intense has kinda gone
ConqueringId (5:10:17 PM): i was kinda depressed about stuff and i wanted to tell you some things but im not really in the mood now
Erik (5:10:23 PM): its ok
Erik (5:10:34 PM): i got all depressed monday night
Erik (5:10:42 PM): i was just like yuck
ConqueringId (5:10:47 PM): but you can be happy to know that you were who i wanted to talk to more than anyone
Erik (5:11:27 PM):
Erik (5:11:31 PM): that makes me happy
Erik (5:11:47 PM): you were too... tho i think the email kinda pointed that out
ConqueringId (5:12:07 PM): awww

Erik (5:21:50 PM): that video is amazing
ConqueringId (5:21:53 PM): isnt it?
Erik (5:22:01 PM): its a bit cryptic
Erik (5:22:03 PM): but i like it
Erik (5:22:06 PM): now
Erik (5:22:08 PM): tell me about it
ConqueringId (5:23:56 PM): bout what? the video?
Erik (5:24:40 PM): yes
Erik (5:24:45 PM): why do you like it?
ConqueringId (5:25:20 PM): i guess she trying to play the part of the perfect person, perfect housewife, perfect beauty, perfect life but its all a big lie
Erik (5:26:10 PM): ok
Erik (5:26:21 PM): i guess what im asking is
Erik (5:26:32 PM): why is this video meaningful to you
ConqueringId (5:26:45 PM): it isnt really
ConqueringId (5:26:47 PM): just liked it
Erik (5:26:51 PM): ok
Erik (5:29:34 PM): cause you said that i should watch it and then we talk
Erik (5:29:45 PM): so i wasnt sure if they had anything to do with one another
ConqueringId (5:30:01 PM): lol you really do look too into things
ConqueringId (5:30:03 PM): chill out
ConqueringId (5:30:32 PM): you rbought up the intense talk, I said i had been in the mood before but now i wasnt, hence me wanting to show you the video and not talk
Erik (5:30:39 PM): lets just say i dont like to take chances on things that are this important to me, and its in my best interest not to overlook anything
Erik (5:30:50 PM): ah ha
Erik (5:30:53 PM): no worries
ConqueringId (5:31:36 PM): im not worrying
Erik (5:32:17 PM): why do we both just take a deep breath ok?
Erik (5:32:30 PM): cause i think we need it, both of us
ConqueringId (5:32:46 PM): meh im chill
Erik (5:33:10 PM): ok
Erik (5:33:20 PM): what DO you wanna talk about?
ConqueringId (5:33:20 PM): lol
ConqueringId (5:33:28 PM): its funny when you think im all dramatic

Erik (5:46:12 PM): im speechless
ConqueringId (5:46:25 PM): ?
Erik (5:46:50 PM): i just dont know what to say
ConqueringId (5:46:56 PM): okay
ConqueringId (5:46:59 PM): you dont always have to
Erik (5:47:31 PM): i know
Erik (5:47:38 PM): its just awkward thats all
ConqueringId (5:47:45 PM): naw
Erik (5:47:50 PM): im self conscious around you
ConqueringId (5:48:00 PM): maybe this would be easier if you did other stuff on the internet as well
Erik (5:48:20 PM): perhaps

gets on your nerves a little after a while doesnt it?

But inane IM conversations are the heart and soul of my love of the internet!

If it went out, I'd laugh at all the people who can't look up porno anymore, then I'd cry because I wouldn't be able to play games online anymore.

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