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.....A warrior noticed baloki the pirate stumble into the pub. "Help me!" was the cry. The warrior took the tack out and let out the blood from baloki's artery. Leaving the pirate squirming, the warrior left the pub and went out to seek his arch-enemy, the great red pig of the south-east. The warrior was called.....
Mr. Monkey, due to a zoo accident where he...
...was once a flamingo called Bob that accidentally drank radioactive material...
...thereby transforming himself into a waffle-iron. However, this was no ordinary appliance, because...
...it sliced, diced, and made julliene fries. As Mr. Monkey exited the pub, he bumped into...
The Dark Lord Chuckles the Silly Pig. Mr Monkey decided that....
he would seduce the pig and marry him, only to steal his posessions and escape over the border to...
...Famineland, where people cried out for a hero to deliver them delicious breakfasts! Mr. Monkey morphed into his waffle-iron form and...
....made some toast. The people of famineland were now no longer hungry and so changed the name to Turkey. Which is how the country Turkey came about today, but that's another story. Meanwhile. Mr.Monkey couldn't change back to normal so he had to wait for help. Soon...
The deadly sloths from upper Bolivia turned up looking for a cheap place to purchase ciggerettes, light them and then put them out on their arm. Cause like they were so hard. Either way they didn't take too kindly to Mr Monkey's name because it sounded too much like Tom Cruise.Tom Cruise was their motal enemy since he only gone and...
sent his servant, the psychadelic pig of despair, to Bolivia and caused the country to...
sink, due to his immense weight. However, a small Bolivian boy managed to escape the disaster and vowed revenge. In order to exact this revenge, he would...
...enlist the help of a talking scarecrow and arm himself with a sword welded out of aluminum beer cans by...
...high noon the next day. So the boy (let's refer to him as Rusty) set out to the nearby cornfields in the American countryside. When he arrived, he noticed...
Everyone was dead. Upon further expection, he found...