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http://www.bartleby.com/61/99/C0039900.html

There, for all you uneducated types. :D I learned how to pronounce 'calliope' by watching Dumbo's Circus when I was little. There was an orangutan who played the calliope and I think that was also his name. Not entirely sure, though. Calliope is also part of the name of a species of bird, and someone in Greek mythology that I can't seem to remember at the current moment. Too much drinky. @_@

I pronounce everything wrong, so I just lie and say I speak in a different language.

Liars goto heRSLl, RSL decrees it.