Pickup Lines

Hey girl would you like to munch on my meat and two vegetables?

...just have to whisper to her ear:"Wanna make luv?"...3 out of 14 say "why not"...it's not much,but it's enough 4 one night,right??????

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Originally Posted by Strider

Your name must be Gillette, 'cause you look like the best a man can get.

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OMG you know where i lived???????? wait you ment the razor not gillette wyoming i got it
oh and here's one that is really cheesy but always gets me
"Did it hurt?"
"what?"
"when you feel from heaven."

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Originally Posted by Mindflare

"You must have fallen from heaven. That would explain how you messed up your face."

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You win. <3

Lick your finger, touch a girl on the arm and say "Let's go back to my place and get you out of those wet clothes. :)"

Heres a few!

You're like a champion Bass; I dont know whether to eat you, or mount you.

I want to tickle your belly-button....from the inside..

and of course

Nice shirt, Wanna screw?

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

nice rack...et

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Originally Posted by Raistlin

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

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That one is amazing :D

Also, my favourite got used already:

"You must have fallen from heaven. That would explain how you messed up your face."

The version I heard was "Did you just fall from heaven? ...'Cause your face sure is mangled!"

"Telemundo"

"If you were a booger, I would pick you first!"

Wait...I didn't just say that...you didn't hear anything. :p

I hate pickup lines. Most of them are lame, but this one is quite funny.

"Hey baby, want to go to my room and do some math? You and me, add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and start multiplying."

Errr...I'm not sure how it went, but I'm pretty sure it involved leaning against the wall and eating bananas.

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Originally Posted by clouded sky

so, another - "have you gotten any parking tickets lately, because you've got fine written all over you"

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I heard that shouted out across some balconies on holiday right before we got into a conversation with the guy in the flat above us about my friends "Happiness is a wet Beaver" T-Shirt (she's a scout). So people do actually use them

"Why don't you get down on your knees and smile like a doughnut?"
"Fat penguin" (What!?) "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."
"Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? No? Want to go upstairs and talk?"
"I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you"
"Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?"(that one's kinda sweet)

Ok.....This is weird.....
1. You must be a dictionary...cuz you add meaning to my life.
and
2. If I could re-write the alphabet I would put 'U' and 'I' together.

The only one that I remember right now is:

"Hey girl...nice legs.When do they open?"