Pick up the Phone Booth and Die.

You can't quite win the second one, but there are two things you can do to get points, one of which consists of an act of petty vandalism against the phone booth. You can also kill the cow, but you don't get points for that :(

I have no idea what I'm supposed to do. O__o

oh, finally I win.

I tried to pick up the phone, but the phone somehow killed me. :(

that's exactly what I did, psy.

Did you pray too? I prayed and I got a cow and 5 chickens.

I tried to call Bill Belichick for the right play but I died.

it said "what do you want to do" and I said "eat" so it said "what do you want to eat?" and of course I was like "teh P#ON3 BOOTH!!!!1!1!"

somehow that was interpreted as picking up the phone booth.

I discovered typing "Die" ends the game. Does that count for something?

Ok, for version 2:

Step 1: Check your inventory.