EoFF Mini-Biographies

There's just no pleasing some people.

It would please me greatly to go on a killing spree

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Originally Posted by Pure Strife

Psychotic
Psychotic was born almost two decades ago while his parents were performing a duet at the Eurovision song contest dressed as schoolgirls with soaking wet shirts. He spent the next few years of his life living and working in a monastery somewhere in China building balance and upper-body strength, before signing up for a voyage to England, where he hoped to open a Chinese take-away that also incorporated human flesh and other Canadian delicacies. Unfortunately, he found the Chinese take-away market swamped, and lived as a hermit somewhere in Wales for a bit. Here he learned of a coming evil from an old Welsh fortune teller, telling him that the Avrilocalypse would come, and that he alone could do this. Prior to "discovering" this, he had taken up sniffing glue and drinking lighter fluid. Anyway, after waking up in a place resembling sealand in a rather compromising position, he knew it was his mission to move back to England, requisition a computer from an elderly couple as they happily took there new purchase from PC world to their car, join EoFF, and start BAoTW as a means of revolution. The rest, as they say, is history.

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It's true, it's all true...*sob* :cry:

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Originally Posted by Doomie

Jessica...Fletcher?

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The sad thing is I know where that's from... :(

xDDD I don't remember half of these quotes. That was very funny. :o

Kirobaito

Name: Casey G.
Likes: Mavericks, Rangers, Country Music
Dislikes: Dingo Jellybean, non-Dallas based sports teams, non-Country Music
Pet Peeves: Reading anything negative on his Dallas teams.
Favorite Artists: Alan Jackson, John Denver
Religion: Catholic
Height: 5'8"
Weight: ~160

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Originally Posted by Dingo Jellybean

Favorite Artists: Alan Jackson, John Denver

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That's not his favorite artist, it's a sickening obsession.

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Originally Posted by Dingo Jellybean

Kirobaito

Name: Casey G.
Likes: Mavericks, Rangers, Country Music
Dislikes: Dingo Jellybean, non-Dallas based sports teams, non-Country Music
Pet Peeves: Reading anything negative on his Dallas teams.
Favorite Artists: Alan Jackson, John Denver
Religion: Catholic
Height: 5'8"
Weight: ~160

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I'm not Catholic, I'm Baptist. :/ But yeah, I'll probably be writing mine myself. :p

:( No-one likes me!

Little Miss Awesome:

Gender: F
Age: Little
Marital Status: Single ;D
Description: Awesome.

*nods*

You should have added marital status there, Den.

Fixed.

Whomever cares to write a bio of me and get it right gets an imaginary dollar bill.

Joel likes Suikoden and long, romantic, moonlit walks. He also enjoys kisses in the rain, sex on the beach, champaigne, and grape wine.

Didn't Bleys get on staff by sending Cid booze in the mail? Don't forget to mention that.

This thread amuses me to no end. <3 Carnage