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"You so ugly when you where a kid yo mom had to tie a steak round your neck just so the dog would play wit you!" :D
Or "Yo momma so fat that when she puts on a yellow coat everyone shouts, TAXI!" :tongue:
Or even, "Your so dum you think milk of magnesia comes from chinese cows!" (not many people might get that one!)
Enjoy! :tongue: :D :p :) ;) :cool:
yo mama is so fat she stood on the empire state building and made an eclipse :D
yo mama is so ugly she makes micheal jackson look good
yo mama is so dumb it took her 2 hours to cook minute rice :D
i just :love: disses cause their so funny :D
Heres one I just made up...
Your so fat when you did the 8 town stomp you couldn't even pass one without getting everyone involved in the earthquake...
You fical matter eating,monkey butt licking stupid neckless fat head full of http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gifhttp://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gifhttp://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gifhttp://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wouldn't accually say that to anyone.Its to confusing and long to remember :p :p
Say this if someone says your ugly...
You shouldn't be talking look in the mirror...Thats if you have any left!!
When I was walking by your house last night I saw a whole bunch of mirrors near the garbage.
Then when they ask you why you were walking by their house. SN= Someones Name...
Because "SN" wanted me to find out why "SN" was doing at your house last night...
Well thats it for now...
I've been wanting to say
"Stop singing. We all know you're an asshole who's voice got ****** up pretty bad, so stop torturing us you son of a *****" To this one dude in my class. He thinks he's the best thing since freakin' god. >_>
That's silly...
I'm the best thing since God...
Right before sliced bread, haha!
Wait... are you in my class?
I rarely engage in insult wars anymore, but if I do, the insults I usually employ are too vulgar to list here.
(Don't say "UltimaLimit, you foulmouthed hooligan!" because I'm merely fighting fire with fire. I could try a lame yo-mama joke to counter a curse-laden rant, but it's the verbal equivelant of bringing a knife to a gunfight--winning's unlikely.) :shoot:
No. I'm not in California ^^Quote:
Originally Posted by DaremihC
Whats the difference between Michael jackson and a plastic bag.......One's harmful to children and the other you carry your groceries in :joker: