Now I'm not a big man.....

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Originally Posted by noname

Stoned in line, waiting for the bell to ring. Someone pull my pants down, and I didnt even notice tell someone told me. :p

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You sir, are a certified stoner. [img]http://home.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/heart.gif[/img]

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Originally Posted by Ansem

I was dancing with six girls at once to Kelis' "Milkshake", and I thrusted my pelvis wrong and split my dresspants, allowing everyone to see my gorgeous thong.

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:eek: :lol: :laugh: :laughing:
*tries to regain composure* Thanks for sharing that Mr Ansem sir! For I, in total honestly, have not laughed as hard in weeks. No really, I'm laughing from the gut even as I type this. :lol:

I can't imagine splitting my jeans, not at 133 lbs and 6'.

But I do remember toilet paper hanging out of my underwear and hanging down my back pocket. My friends thought I was trying to make a fashion statement...nothing can be more embarrassing than that. But looking back at it, and the fashion statement bit...that is pretty hilarious.

The most embarrasing thing for me was...

hmm...

I was singing...
and I got booed at by 500 medium-security juvenile correction facility inmates for 3 minutes...



Long story, but true...

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Originally Posted by Dingo Jellybean

I can't imagine splitting my jeans, not at 133 lbs and 6'.

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It can happen to anyone. I'm about 150lbs and 6ft, that's not big at all.

There was a tiny rip in the back of my jeans to start with, the sitting actions made it far bigger!