Chocobos

I like to ride them. n_n

When I was at a petting zoo, I rode one before. It was one of the coolest things I have ever done...

untill I lost control over the chocobo and crashed into a lemonade stand. A lot of kids ran away screaming in terror, and the chocobo licked the lemonade off my face.

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Originally Posted by Sephex

When I was at a petting zoo, I rode one before. It was one of the coolest things I have ever done...

untill I lost control over the chocobo and crashed into a lemonade stand. A lot of kids ran away screaming in terror, and the chocobo licked the lemonade off my face.

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I think I was one of the kids running away...because you were being delusional!!! Then I stopped and ran back by you and gave you a big kiss....and then that's when you came to...and were like...why was I dreaming about that when I should've been dreaming about this hottie. Then you started making out with me! lol

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Originally Posted by DragonflyLex

I think I was one of the kids running away...because you were being delusional!!! Then I stopped and ran back by you and gave you a big kiss....and then that's when you came to...and were like...why was dreaming about that when I should've been dreaming about this hottie. Then you started making out with me! lol

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I am the winner. :cry:

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Originally Posted by Sephex

I am the winner. :cry:

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Yes you are. You won my hottie bodacious body!!!

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Originally Posted by DragonflyLex

Yes you are. You won my hottie bodacious body!!!

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The deal would be sweeter if I won a free chocobo ride with it.

How does chocobo discussion get corrupted into this? :shame:

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Originally Posted by Meat Puppet

How does chocobo discussion get corrupted into this? :shame:

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These things happen. :cry:

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Originally Posted by Old Manus

AERIS MST LRN OMNISLSH THEN U MUST FITE 1MILLION SEPHIRTHS AND GO 2 CHURCH U WILL HAVE SILVR CHOCOBO!

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lmao.

i like chocobo's. with a bit of salt and pepper they taste great. :chef: :choc: :smash:

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Originally Posted by Sephex

The deal would be sweeter if I won a free chocobo ride with it.

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Why not shut up with the sexual posts? ~m4tt

Oh gross! Puh-leaze! You are not a Chocobo.
Chocbos are like ostrich-chicken highbrids, am I wrong?

They make me randy.

Chocobo X-ing~

Chocobos are cool, if u have the gold one at ff7

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Originally Posted by Ultima Shadow

:choc2: BoB is a chocobo! :choc2:

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That post made me happy.

I do love chocobos, including myself. Everyone should love themselves, you know, I should just love myself even more than most people because I, as our good man Ultima Shadow pointed out, am a chocobo.