Happy Birthday to Shlup (a thread by D and Ashley and merged by Yams)

They've already started building the statue.

Even though you suck, happy b-day.

And by suck, I mean like a Hoover. You clean up messes. :D

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Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

I've had more spankings than I can count.

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Would that make you a spank-whore?

Nah, it just means she never learned how to count.

Does Shlup want a third birthday thread? I'd be happy to oblige.

I ate your cake, sorry.

Happy B-Day Shlup!!!!

Quote:

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Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

I am such a saint. :fpexdee:

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No, she doesn't get two threads.

Happy birthday, pooface. :)

Happy Birthday ShlupQuack.

Happy birthday to the staff scapegoat. You are a very effective bitch.

Shluppy Birthday!
...er, Happy!

...Either one.

Happy birthday Shlup, D and Ashley! Lot of birthdays today.

Happy Birthday. Hope you have a good one!

Happy B-day.