What are you going to do though when you move out by yourself and you can't afford napkins or tissues?
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What are you going to do though when you move out by yourself and you can't afford napkins or tissues?
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Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys
I've run out of toilet paper. What's a man to do?
Use your hands and wash them later.
That's what Arabs do!
EDIT: I've never done this!
At least you didn't have to shat in a bag.
To better inform you on what "arabs" do, you actually splash water onto your butt in order to clean it. It's not for everyone, and in fact, I can't even do it myself.
Order a pizza( :goomba: ), then set up a boobytrap so he can't get loose and then force him to wipe.
It's what I do anyways.
What is it about seeing J.S. Bach underneath that sentence that makes me feel so wrong?Quote:
Originally Posted by nik0tine
EDIT: Wait... Why is there a computer in your bathroom?!
Skidmarks.
Well, being the thoughtful person that I am, I made sure to check if I had toilet paper before sitting down, to avoid doing something silly and disgusting.
Alternatives:
*Newspaper
*Old paperback novel you're never going to read again
*Towel
*Curtain
*Spare cash
NB: Only use these if you're really, really sure you'll never need them again.
Oh. So you're in that stage where you reallly reallllly need to go?Quote:
Originally Posted by Caspian
It's 7 now. go to the neighbours and say: Hello. I need to poop.
What's with all the doo doo emergencies lately? xD
Uh... I think the last thing I'd do if I was out of T.P. would be to sit at the computer. Heh.
Oo! Oo! One time, at a friends house, the guitarist of my boyfriend's band used a magazine and totally clogged the toilet and had to... I'm going to stop talking now.
just don't pinch
i can't believe i wrote that.
To add to Big D's list
*Sandpaper