Who has trouble controling their arm pits?

My armpits rampage through the streets killing millions. Totally out of control. :(

yup, my armpits get totally trashed all the time. they do everything possible- the depths of debauchery they go to are quite horrific.

Some days I don't wear deoderant at all and everything is all good and the birdies are singing, and other days I use it because it makes me feel like a normal human person :(

My pits started itching like crazy a few weeks ago. Got so bad I made 'em raw. So I resorted to shaving. Even though I'm a dude it's kinda nice having sexy smooth pits. Haven't had to use anything since. So yeah. The hair thing is true. Though you being a girl, society forces me to assume you took care of that already. But I never really stank much in the first place. It's just nice not really having to worry about it anymore.

I'll tell you what really puts me off though....Those Secret commercials that say "Strong enough for a man but made for a woman". My deoderant has run out before and I've had to use my mom's and that is false advertisement.