Me:I love you so much Nick!
Him:What?My name is not Nick!!
Me:That's just a small detail,baby!^_^
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Me:I love you so much Nick!
Him:What?My name is not Nick!!
Me:That's just a small detail,baby!^_^
I SUCK.
^_^
Genius.Quote:
Originally Posted by -N-
Me: "Want to go to the movies?"
her: "You mean, like, on a date?"
Me: "Well, uh . . . yeah."
her: "I'm sorry. I have a boyfriend . . . in Louisiana."
Me: "I had a crush on you when we were kids."
her: "Oh?"
Me: "I also had a crush on Destiny at one point."
her: "What!?"
Me: "That guy's such a jerk. I swear I'll beat the crap out of the next guy who says that to you."
Me: "Bowling is pretty much the only sport I'm good at."
Me: "I want you back."
girlfriend is eating shots popcicle (its baisicaly dip and dots but in popcicle form and it comes in a tube) as she is trying to get the last of them out I say "suck thoses balls" :D
ps
i got hit in the face with a cup cake shortly after but we still goin out
Friday, "Can I have your number!?" lol.
You know, my little sister can put her toes up her nose...
gross.......
you wont remember this encounter
:shoot:
One of my ex's told me she loved me and I replied "I love me too," (it was just a sex thing to be honest) and she misheard me and thought I said "I love you too," though that proved to work out more to my advantage than the former phrase.
"It doesn't go there."
my favorite quote from myself, while playing a game of baseball at school with my study hall class- this one girl wore amazingly short shorts.
"you may want to get longer shorts- I can see your thighs"...
"what'd you say?!"
"what.... its the truth..."
her- so i heard u met brandon (her new sudo boyfriend)
me- i sure did. if i were a girl id be all over that!
>>> "Mom, Im hungry.."
"you're frickin gay...quit crying...c'mon let's go"
last day of school...hahaha
"Until you gain a pair of testicles, your opinion is invalid"