Yes. Psy you chat whore, you! ^.~Quote:
Originally Posted by Marick
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Yes. Psy you chat whore, you! ^.~Quote:
Originally Posted by Marick
3:46 PM EST
#EoFF has been in an uproar with the recent terrorist attacks. I'm going post a small amount of transcripts from conversations here.
"[15:45] SnowCat> The socs just claimed responsibility for those bombings
[15:45] SnowCat> No they did it [told me] to me via Private Chat
[15:46] SnowCat> As said in the private chat:I in fact carried out the bombings because they suck"
Apparently, the socs is some sort of organization who Loony BoB knows much about. While none of these reports can be confirmed, we do know that this is a new lead. Authorities are being spread thin in their search for socs members, Caspian, and Bomber. Psychotic has stated he may or may not give a press statement later today.
As for SnowCat, a regular member of EoFF, his testimony will go down on the records and he will be taken in by authorities and questioned. BoB is currently missing in action, mysteriously. He was last seen giving out the personal statistics of #eoff at 1:44 PM, EST. Later seen about 22 minutes later greeting member mark, and has not been seen since.
Also, Caspian, an obvious Soc member has reported that they have put a bomb in the feedback forum. Authorities have begun searching frantically hoping to find and disarm the bomb.
I'm Marick reporting for Channel 0, EoFF News.
You stay classy Eyes on Eff Eff.
I'd like to announce that I am not a member of this Soc organization, but rather I was hired by Josef Stalin to disrupt the EoFFian way of life.
I have no idea what you're coming on about Marick.
Who are teh virtual terrorists??!1one
I reckon he was put up to it by BoB as preparation for Chat Week.
[16:08] Marick" Manus knows about the terrorists attacks here at EoFF!
[16:08] Old_Manus> I thought everyone would be dead
[16:08] Proto> That's because he's a terrorist.
4:13 PM EST. As you just saw, tensions have risen in #EoFF. Proto has accused Manus of being a terrorist, who, coincidentally, accused me of being put up to this charade by BoB for preparation of "Chatroom awareness more than a week".
Moving onward, long dead Josef Stalin is the perpetrator behind Caspian's terrorist bombings. Caspian, from the secret layer that no one knows about, has contacted our studio to tell us of her leader, which is none other than the leader of the Red Army's dream of Communism - Josef Stalin.
Further, BoB still is missing. With "Chatroom awareness more than a week" coming up combined with these attacks, it bodes a bad future for EoFF. As leader of the Socs, it is believed that BoB may be planning to attack EoFF sometime else in the near future, perhaps in the height of his own event!?
Regardless, the administation has vowed to put in minimal effort to rebuild the attacked sections, rebuild friendships and a sense of community, and to find the real reason the terrorists have struck us here at EoFF.
I'm Marick, reporting for Channel 0, EoFF News
You stay class Eyes on Eff Eff.
I have more sense of humor than you...Quote:
Originally Posted by Marick
crash owns Marick.
Really?Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
*ahem* As elected person of the Final Fantasy Tactics Advance forum, I would like to send my condolences to members of EoFF and will support any emoticon taxes placed on the culprits.
And I heard that people died in the real bombing, This thread is F***ed in the A**Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
I'm a guy, and for this injustice, I shall plant explosives at Channel 0's headquarters.Quote:
Originally Posted by Marick
Yeah and next they're going to bomb this thread. Oh wait theres one!! A Mod!!
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Originally Posted by Old Manus
OMG WE'RE ALL GONNA DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!
Nah. I'm an angel, therefor I cannot die :p Nice try, evil bomber peoples.