Wanna see a trick I learned in prison?
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Wanna see a trick I learned in prison?
Wow, you must be tired, cause you have been running around My Head All Day
Or Classic
I dont want your life story, just come to my back seat
"I must be in another castle, because you sure look like the princess."
Calm down ladies, there's plenty of time for all of you if you form an orderly queue. :cool:
"I'm wearing a sprocket"
Are you gay? (No.) Wow, me neither, let's have sex.
i hope u mods dont care if i use this one, even though there is some language in it. ill put it in a spoiler tag, so dont read it if u are not mature. or do. this one's just too funny just to pass up.
(SPOILER)Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, "f*** it".
I once picked up a girl because she liked my shoes.
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That font looks sexy on you.
Direct Futurama ripoffs -
"I find the most attractive part of the female body to be the boobies."
"If I told you that you have a nice body, would you take off your pants and dance around?"
One I came up with one day -
"Do you like Star Wars? Well, you must be the princess, 'cause I wanna Leia."
Here's 500$. You are my date for tonight.
GET ON THE BUS YOU ?@$>@! NOWW!!!!1
and so forth.
I'm smooth that way.
*beckons*
If I can make you come with one finger, just imagine what I can do with TEN!
"Hi. I'm a pretentious law student who studies philosophy and...hey. Where you going?"
Howdy there sailor! Lookin' for a good time?
~Keep it gooey~
This worked for my current boyf:
'Hi im going to leeds carling festival'
his reply?
'me too!'
Thats how we chatted eachother up! seriously!
classic: 'did it hurt when you fell from heaven?'
"What do you want for breakfast?"
"Get your coat love, you've just pulled."
"I GOT FOUR WORDS FOR YOU: HO-LI-DAY-INN"