Pulled over by a cop Whilst walking.

I like when I hear about traffic wardens ticketing fire engines or ambulences and such.

I've never been stopped by cops, though one time when a bunch of us were hanging out we got talked to, nothing serious though, just asked to move away a bit from the store we were in front of, which was fair enough really because there were like 20 of us.

I got pulled over with about 5 of my friends last week, and being the intellectuals that we are, we were carrying beers down the street(walking down a small street to the bars... I dunno, we just thought taking a beer each was a smart decision). Somehow we got off though.

I get stopped by the police quite alot on Fridays and Saturdays, usually just to ask where we are going, checking up on me and my friends, or to ask us how we are, as all the cops around here are regular so we've gotten to know them.

I once got pulled over for "driving too close to the curb." The cop thought I was drunk or something, it was kinda scary because I had gotten my liscense about 2 weeks earlier. I just got a warning, though.

Yeah, last time I got pulled over was on the way home from my friends house around 2 a.m. or something. I got out of it, but the first question the cop asked me if I was drinking. Most cops assume you have been drinking if your out that late, though.

Last time I got pulled over was for making an illegal U-Turn. Of all the things. I blast 90 down the highway all the time and I get pulled over for that. I got out of it because I pulled over before the cops even put on the lights. I seriously did not see the sign till half way thru the turn. It would have been more dangerous to not follow thru.

I've only been pulled over once. Which sucked.

I was on my way to Sephex's house and I had just got off the tollway.
The cop got me for 19 over the speed limit, which I really think it wasn't that much at all. But anyways, he was very nice, but not nice enough since he gave me that ticket, said it was really good that I was wearing my seatbelt and to keep it up.

I was so nervous.

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Originally Posted by Big D

Officer: "What are you doing out at this hour?"

Me: (in mysterious, somber, moody voice) "What would I not be doing out at this hour? Your question implies there is some place better to be... that I could fulfil some kind of... purpose... were I not here. Do you suppose that this is true? Is it your belief that there truly is some meaning to our lives, some place we are destined to be and a task we must each complete? I cannot be sure. There is sadness in the world. Emptiness and pain. I walk. I avoid the stagnation of inaction. I search... but for what? Even I cannot say. All I know is that it is better to wander. And to await whatever comes. There is no driving force to keep me at home. No meaning to idle existence. Now ask me again... 'what am I doing out at this hour?'"

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I am so doing that one day.

Do THIS one day:

Officer: May I see your driver's license?
You: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
You: It's not my car. I stole it.

Officer: The car is stolen?
You: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
You: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
You: Yes, sir.

(Hearing this, the officer SHOULD immediately called his captain. The car SHOULD quickly surrounded by police, and the captain SHOULD approach the driver to handle this tense situation:)

Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
You: Sure. Here it is.

It was valid.

Captain: Who's car is this?
You: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card.

You own the car. DUH!

Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
You: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.

Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
You: No problem.

Trunk is opened; no body.

Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.

You: Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too!

I'll bet it will work!

(I have never been pulled over before...I DON'T DRIVE! I'm only 12 years old!)

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lmao... if that works... well it might be funny to try.

i got stopped crossing the road to mcdonalds becuase i had a hooded top on. IT WAS WINTER AND RAINING! what is wrong with the police? i threatened to sue for harassment and she soon shut up