"Brian the Bachelor" Just because of the pimple on Chris.
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"Brian the Bachelor" Just because of the pimple on Chris.
hmm i like alot of them but the one that comes to mind right now is the one were te world gets destroyed and bpeter makes new kohog and make people pick there jobs outa a hat :D
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Da Bomb. My fav too.Quote:
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That's "The Lone Gunmen" It was a show about those three nerds from X-Files.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tama2
Brian: You're in love.
Stewie: That's preposterous!
Brian: It's not like I blame you. There's just something about a girl with blue eyes.
Stewie: Aha! Her eyes are green!
Brian: Aha! Thank you for proving my point.
Stewie: If you're looking for your *incorrect spelling of* "dovstaietsky", I used it to make the fort from F Troop.
Brian: Oh you speak English.
Immigrant: No, just that first sentence and this one explaining it.
Brian: You're . . . you're kidding, right?
Immigrant: ¿Que?
Brian: C-could you, could you say something?
Stewie: Oh, yes, right. Um . . . yay and the lord said unto Abraham, "You will kill your firstborn son" . . . and Abraham said, "I'm sorry, I can't hear you, you'll have to speak into the microphone." "Oh I'm sorry, is this better? Check, check."
Brian: For god's sake, say something about my mother.
Stewie: Oh yes, sorry. I didn't know *forgot the name* as a dog, but I did know her as a coffee table.
Peter: How the hell do you half expect something?
Lois: Peter, it's just a turn of phrase.
Peter: How do you turn a phrase?
Peter: I'll handle this Lois. This is something that has to be said delicately. Mrs. Lockheart. My son, wants to plow you.
Mr. Lockheart: Oh my god, there's a bear in my oatmeal!
*scenes*
Peter in the chicken fights . . . I think there were three of them episodes.
Peter "defeating" his evil twin.
Peter: So uhh, Mr. Pewterschmidt, the big race is tomorrow eh? Bet you're gonna need some strapping men to help you with your boat.
Mr. Pewterschmidt: Are you calling me gay?
Peter: No. No. I just, I just thought you might want some extra seamen on your poopdeck.
Peter: Ok, here's another riddle. A woman has two children. A homicidal murderer tells her she can only keep one. Which one does she let him kill?
Brian: That's... that's not a riddle. That's ... that's just terrible.
Peter: Wrong, the ugly one!
Peter (to Meg): Remember that pony you wanted when you were 6? Well I've been waitin for a time like this.
(opens closet door and a skeleton of a pony is there)
Peter: Oh, oh god, that's right ponies, ponies like food.
xD
all of them!!
cant pic just one
http://img334.imageshack.us/img334/9682/griffin12ma.jpg
All of them, the show is pure genius.I fuuking love it.
Ms. Lockhart: Chris Griffin, what do you see here?
Chris: Tooties and an 'F'?
Peter: Quick to PeterBlimp.
Joe: Where do you get the money to buy this stuff?
Peter: So...uh Doctor. Can you get something for this growth.
Doctor: Uh...Mr Griffin that's your penis.
Peter: And what about th-
Doctor: Testiciles.